cayoodle

A cayoodle is a mixed breed dog.
Pete is not a particular breed; he's just a cayoodle.
by eViL pOp TaRt April 13, 2007
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decolletage ministry

This term refers to the practice of advertising one's religiousity by wearing significant decolletage and having a cross suspended between the breasts. This is especially effective if the practitioner has either very prominent breasts or is not wearing a bra.
Jessica, who was both very religious and had been embarassed by her rather prominent breasts, made them into a spiritual asset by practicing decolletage ministry. She found it more effective than the John 3:16 signs.
by evil pop tart May 30, 2009
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pornish hen

A pornish hen is a woman (or girl) who posts risqué pictures of herself on Facebook or other personal pages; or who does so in internet communities. This is a play on the term Cornish hen.
Vickie posted that picture of herself losing her bikini top; she's become a real pornish hen.
by evil pop tart October 15, 2009
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rust standard

A standard of low or suspect quality; the opposite to the gold standard.
When it comes to objectivity and fairness in news coverage, CNN sets the rust standard.
by eViL pOp TaRt November 20, 2005
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décolletage ministry

This term refers to the practice of advertising one's religiousity by wearing significant décolletage and having a cross suspended between the breasts. This is especially effective if the practitioner has either very prominent breasts or is not wearing a bra.
Jessica, who was both very religious and had been embarassed by her rather prominent breasts, made them into a spiritual asset by practicing décolletage ministry. She found it more effective than the John 3:16 signs.
by eViL pOp TaRt January 24, 2006
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Grit Lit

A collegiate slang expression for Southern Literature.
I'm taking Grit Lit this semester.
by eViL pOp TaRt September 20, 2010
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mucophagy

Mucophagy is the act of consuming nasal mucus accumulations, generally as an accompaniment to rhinotillexomania.
Heather was not only given to rhinotillexomania (nose-picking), but mucophagy (snot-eating) as well. She reasoned, "What can you do with it afterwards?"
by eViL pOp TaRt January 11, 2008
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