Evil Timmy's definitions

Rindows

A pirated copy of Windows purchased in an Asian country (so named for the stereotypical Asian mispronunciation of the letter 'L').

I was in Hong Kong and this guy on the street was selling these dodgy-looking CDs labelled 'Rindows' and 'Frotoshop'.

by Evil Timmy February 7, 2004

snot nosed

Literally refers to young children, who often have colds but don't wipe their nose. Commonly used as a derogatory term to describe someone who is childish in behavior or appearance.

These snot-nosed kids tried to get into this club with their fake IDs, but the bouncer threw them out.

by Evil Timmy November 18, 2003

clue by four

Used primarily by people in the tech support field, it refers to the desire to hit a stupid user over the head with a board, in the hopes that their brain will actually work properly.

The boss says he broke his 'coffee cup holder' again...would someone fetch me a clue by four?

by Evil Timmy February 18, 2004

Americanese

The peculiar variant of English spoken in America. Subject to constant change, usually due to musicians and TV personalities making up new words all the time (intentionally or otherwise).

<Brit> This lad comes in here, he's speaking all Americanese, and expects people to understand him.
<Brit2> Someone needs to teach that git proper English.

by Evil Timmy February 8, 2004

kocklove

An 'honorary' surname given to chicks who will give head to nearly anyone.

Hey, look, it's Jenny Kocklove!

by Evil Timmy January 8, 2004

sweet leaf

See weed , marijuana

I've got a great hookup for the sweet leaf.

by Evil Timmy November 18, 2003

sierra tango foxtrot uniform

An extended and very sarcastic form of stfu. Uses military/ham radio lingo for each letter.

A: Hey, did you hear about what I did with my girlfriend on the kitche-
B: SIERRA TANGO FOXTROT UNIFORM.

by Evil Timmy February 17, 2004