750 Accountant

accounting professional who knows all the tricks that let you write off personal expenses as business expenses. The best ones don't speak English as their native language

Haha loosers! My 750 accountant will beat the IRS!

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

decimillionaire

A poor person’s definition of a rich person

Amidst the foreclosure of his home, Stan vowed that one day, he’d be a decimillionaire.

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

blandnweird

Welfare food that you don't like, but are going to take anyway because "free food!"

I have a freezer full of food but I'm starving because it's all blandnweird.

by Evil Inclination March 24, 2021

Peleton

exercise bike to buy one's wife shortly after she gave birth

Stan got his mail order bride a peleton to burn off the baby weight. Lucky bride!

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

Biryani

A cheap knockoff of a Brioni

His clothes were obviously Biryani. You can tell by the cheap stitching on the label.

by Evil Inclination February 27, 2024

Chilean Sea Bass

What lobster dreams it tasted like

Lobster is for loosers. My Chilean sea bass is the food of kings.

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

Stocks

worthless paper that goggle gives to hourly employees in exchange for typing

Squirrely squirrels work for stocks instead of taking real risks

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024