Definitions by Evil Inclination

750 Accountant

accounting professional who knows all the tricks that let you write off personal expenses as business expenses. The best ones don't speak English as their native language

Haha loosers! My 750 accountant will beat the IRS!

750 Accountant by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

Stocks 

worthless paper that goggle gives to hourly employees in exchange for typing

Squirrely squirrels work for stocks instead of taking real risks

Stocks by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

Birdman Dick Beans 

A North Jerseyan delicacy

Smoked Bites has the best Birdman Dick Beans in the state

Birdman Dick Beans by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

decimillionaire 

A poor person’s definition of a rich person

Amidst the foreclosure of his home, Stan vowed that one day, he’d be a decimillionaire.

decimillionaire by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

stanslate 

Translate incoherent Russian into English

Stan is drunk texting again. Can someone stanslate his messages?

stanslate by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

Shove your face in shut 

Dress up your wife in cheap knockoffs and make her post with fish.

If you marry a loser, he’ll shove your face in shut

Shove your face in shut by Evil Inclination March 5, 2022

blandnweird 

Welfare food that you don't like, but are going to take anyway because "free food!"

I have a freezer full of food but I'm starving because it's all blandnweird.

blandnweird by Evil Inclination March 24, 2021