Shove your face in shut

Dress up your wife in cheap knockoffs and make her post with fish.

If you marry a loser, he’ll shove your face in shut

by Evil Inclination March 5, 2022

Birdman Dick Beans

A North Jerseyan delicacy

Smoked Bites has the best Birdman Dick Beans in the state

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

750 Accountant

accounting professional who knows all the tricks that let you write off personal expenses as business expenses. The best ones don't speak English as their native language

Haha loosers! My 750 accountant will beat the IRS!

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

Bankrupcy

personal finance strategy employed by only the most successful entrepreneurs

Every billionaire declares bankrupcy at least twice!

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

Peleton

exercise bike to buy one's wife shortly after she gave birth

Stan got his mail order bride a peleton to burn off the baby weight. Lucky bride!

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

People are saying

a weaselly way to state an opinion without taking responsibility for stating that opinion

People are saying that she deserved what happened to her. Im not saying that, but other people are.

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

Availing

a mechanism used to manage a liquor store without filing all of the paperwork. May result in excessive legal fees

Stan ended up having to shut down his liquor store due to availing.

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024