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Definitions by Evil Inclination

750 Accountant

accounting professional who knows all the tricks that let you write off personal expenses as business expenses. The best ones don't speak English as their native language
Haha loosers! My 750 accountant will beat the IRS!
750 Accountant by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024
worthless paper that goggle gives to hourly employees in exchange for typing
Squirrely squirrels work for stocks instead of taking real risks
Stocks by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

Birdman Dick Beans 

A North Jerseyan delicacy
Smoked Bites has the best Birdman Dick Beans in the state

decimillionaire 

A poor person’s definition of a rich person
Amidst the foreclosure of his home, Stan vowed that one day, he’d be a decimillionaire.
decimillionaire by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

stanslate 

Stan is drunk texting again. Can someone stanslate his messages?
stanslate by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

Shove your face in shut 

Dress up your wife in cheap knockoffs and make her post with fish.
If you marry a loser, he’ll shove your face in shut

blandnweird 

Welfare food that you don't like, but are going to take anyway because "free food!"
I have a freezer full of food but I'm starving because it's all blandnweird.
blandnweird by Evil Inclination March 24, 2021