34 definitions by Evil Tim

To suck something up your nose so that you can either:
A- have it come out one of your nostrils
B- have it come out of your mouth
Steve-O horked on a worm
by Evil Tim October 12, 2003
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those that know the least know it the loudest
by Evil Tim August 15, 2003
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An evil porkchop that comes to life and bites off people's nipples at night. also likes humping peoples legs
One day i was waling down the street when The Evil porkchop came from behind a parked car and bit my nipples off
by Evil Tim August 09, 2003
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3 rich lil white valley girls who save crime...yawn! And they got rid of G Gundam for this crap?!
And you all thought *I* was the dumb one here...sheesh!
by Evil Tim October 01, 2003
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The act of a Shellder latching on to one's backside
Shellder: SHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
*bite*
Dude: No I just got cattywumpused! And I have to take Cindy to the titty twister.....NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by Evil Tim August 01, 2003
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uh...Shawn sweetie, you forgot one..............
.......pre-nup
by Evil Tim August 05, 2003
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