Evan Met's definitions

brown nose

when someone is passed out, you stick your asshole directly on the persons nose, then fart, twice.

J-OP got brown nosed at the basketball tournament.

by Evan Met May 10, 2006

chode

the head of a man's penis

I want chode. I love chode. I have a huge chode to compliment my giant penis.

by Evan Met May 1, 2006

schwarzwald

Means, in German: Black Forest, which is then transferred into a man, or women's, hairy ass, cuz its a forest of hairs, that are black. yyyeeeaaahhh.

I have a fucking schwarzwald.

by Evan Met May 10, 2006

1CNRhK

One Chuck Norris roundhouse kick, roughly equivilant to the Big Bang.

The fastest way of dying is 1CNRhK.

by Evan Met April 15, 2006

kimbo

a beard thats been growing for quite some time

i havnt shaved in 5 weeks, rockin a kimbo

by evan met November 27, 2009

jizz cracker

When a group of males, such as a football or hockey team, punish a rookie player by each person jizzing on the same cracker then the rookie has to eat it.

Carlos is a new player, so we're going to give him the jizz cracker next tournament.

by Evan Met January 15, 2006

red swirl

when da bitch be on her rag and u eat dat shit out.

Guy: "What do you call it when you eat your women out when shes having her period?"
Me: "You gave yo bitch a red swirl you sick son of a bitch."
Guy: "Yeah, four times this week."

by Evan Met June 28, 2006