Fagtoast

The part of the toast containing the essential nutrients(see: crust)

When I eat toast, I give the fagtoasts to my sister.

by Evan August 02, 2003

Ariel V

By far, the cutest girl on the planet, the girl I am in love with, and the girl I....wait.....what tha fuck am i doin!? maybe i am a faithful boy

"Hey, you want me to introduce you to that girl right there?"
"Oooh, yeah she lookin right!"
"Haha, I'm just playin that's Ariel, my girl"
"I'm still bout 2 holla"
"BITCH!"

by Evan March 14, 2005

platonic man love

1. A non-homosexual love between men.
2. A tight friendship between persons, ie "Brotherly Love"

1. I love you Bob.

2. Gary was my brother, my best friend; I loved him.

by Evan November 13, 2004

numb nuts

a person that makes unthoughtful mistakes, acting without thought

Tamir is a numb nut.

by Evan February 20, 2003

minitruck mullet

a mullet that is fairly long, and worn down in front, looks awesome and is 1 of the episodes traveled thru, before the destination of an ultimullet is reached.
see also ultimullet}, mllatino, camaro mullet, and www.mullets-galore.com

"that dudes minitruck mullet looks sick"
"ya, give it time, and he'll have a camaro mullet."

by evan August 02, 2004

already

the retard's way for saying all ready. this is not proper english. already is not a word. see all ready

shut the hell up all ready.

by evan March 25, 2005

Surprise

1.To strike with wonder or amazement especially because unexpected

2. To spread ones cheeks to present ones anus to unspected on lookers.

I suddenly lost my appitite, upon getting suprised by Bob.

by Evan February 10, 2004