Evan's definitions

Seattle

Home of protest crazed liberals and fish throwing coffee drinking tech junkies. A very open and diverse place populated mostly by whites with a strong asian influence. A gay friendly city that approved a marijuana initiative. Plagued by meth use, bank robberies, high unemployment and traffic congestion.

I protested world trade, got an abortion, founded a startup, caught a fish, robbed a bank, lost my job, and shot someone on the road all in the same day!

by Evan January 4, 2005

agent orange

alias of rapper Cage from the Smut Peddlers

Dick Starbuck and Agent Orange, Porno detectives

by Evan August 14, 2003

Kattu

The King of Fighters

Katt can pwn your ass with Kula Diamond, just watch out !!

by Evan December 16, 2003

forever

forever is until you find somthing better.

honey, i will love you forever. (six months later) honey, i'm leaving you for a 20 year old who has her clit pierced.

by evan January 14, 2005

Nigz0r

A derogatory term used in 1337 speak. It is used when the sayer believes the victim is black (nigger) and a hacker (z0r) so they are calling them a nigger hacker

"That nigz0r r0x0r3d mez0r"

by Evan November 9, 2003

japanese beatle invasion

When one is maliciously raped by a group of imported beatles from Japan

Evan: "Emily, here comes a japanese beatle invasion!"
Emily: "Oh shucks, looks like I have to hide in my underwear drawer again."

by Evan February 20, 2005

Snotbox

a nose, no special defining characteristics, simply a nose

There's a booger hangin out your snotbox

by Evan February 11, 2005