HEU

Dicks who go on strike even though they make way too much money,

Fuck those idiot hospital workers went on strike again because the government doesn't wipe their ass.

by Evan April 30, 2004

minitruck mullet

a mullet that is fairly long, and worn down in front, looks awesome and is 1 of the episodes traveled thru, before the destination of an ultimullet is reached.
see also ultimullet}, mllatino, camaro mullet, and www.mullets-galore.com

"that dudes minitruck mullet looks sick"
"ya, give it time, and he'll have a camaro mullet."

by evan August 01, 2004

Mooter

For people who can't say Mother

Mooter , make me dinner bitch!

by Evan April 30, 2004

butter his bread

To lather someone's piece of bread/roll with butter or margarine. NOT a sexual innuendo to anal sex.

Eww Evan! I dont want to have sex with you, I want to help you butter your bread.

by Evan March 22, 2005

shleaton

a penis with a long skinny shaft and a palm-tree shape head.

i went to a nude beach and thought i saw a palm tree, but it was a shleaton.

by evan December 27, 2004

Hudson Mack

Media personality who got schooled by Evan Wales during the Media hockey game.

Holy crap did you see that goal , Evan Wales just schooled the fuck outta Hudson Mack!

by Evan April 30, 2004

Faithful Boy

THe dumbest comeback ever invented by Dajuan Bryson.

"You fat-ass, brown chuck-wearin BEEYITCH!"
"Shut up....you faithful boy!"
"...what?"

by Evan January 19, 2005