Definitions by Eushshtb

Sentence jelqing 

When you expand a sentence needlessly so you can meet word count requirements on an assignment without putting in the effort to add more ideas

The teacher took points off when grading an essay and wrote a note telling them to stop sentence jelqing

Sentence jelqing by Eushshtb September 29, 2024

Democracy 

When Democrats win

Oh no! The voters chose Trump as their president! This is a threat to Democracy!

Democracy by Eushshtb March 5, 2024

Retrograde Earth 

A world where Earth spins from East to west, and where many other things are reversed

On Retrograde Earth, the Sun rises in the west, the Sun sets in the east, spiders are scared of humans, workers can fire their bosses, criminals arrest cops, Ukraine invades Russia, and men are held to unrealistic beauty standards.

Retrograde Earth by Eushshtb December 16, 2023

Berksherk 

How I initially mistakenly read the word berserk to myself

This man went berksherk after being criticized.

Berksherk by Eushshtb November 3, 2023

Alt-right 

A subset of right wing ideology that rejects the idea that all races are equal. This subset includes white supremacists, white nationalists, neo-nazis, etc.

The Alt-right has some disgusting beliefs

Alt-right by Eushshtb November 2, 2023

vember 

warmth

It is now november, and there is now no vember

vember by Eushshtb November 2, 2023

Girl math 

A form of math that is fake

Hamas Terrorist: I will take 100 hostages
Israeli citizen: No, please no
Hamas Terrorist: Okay, I'm only taking 50 hostages. I could have taken 100, but I decided to take 50. Therefore, I freed 50 hostages. I just did some girl math.

Girl math by Eushshtb October 29, 2023