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Definitions by Eushshtb

Safe Drunk Driving

When you do something incredibly dangerous in a way that is slightly less dangerous than an alternative
You could wear a seatbelt and a helmet while drunk driving to do safe drunk driving, but it is still very dangerous.
Safe Drunk Driving by Eushshtb July 30, 2023

Argumentum ad caucasum

A fallacious argument that says that an opinion someone disagrees with is only held by white people or people who suck up to white people
An example of Argumentum ad caucasum:

A black dude: I'm a Republican
Another black dude: You are sucking up to white people
In gunland, everyone owns a gun. Why does everyone own a gun in gunland, you ask? It's hard to say actually. Some say it's to defend liberty and the bill of rights. Others say it's for hunting. Still others say it's for inner city gangs. And still others say it's for school shootings. Who knows why people do what they do in the mysterious land of gunland.
Gunland by Eushshtb January 21, 2023

It can't happen here

America will never become authoritarian or have a civil war, because it's culture of liberty is too deeply enshrined. Also, civilians have guns, preventing the rise of tyranny. So therefore, it can't happen here. Seriously.
It can't happen here by Eushshtb January 18, 2023

Homophobia 

Humans are Homo-Sapiens, so therefore hating on Humans is Homo-sapienophobia, or Homophobia for short
Homophobia by Eushshtb July 15, 2022
a route you take when you think you are taking a shortcut but it actually ends up taking longer.
I went on a longcut.
Longcut by Eushshtb March 26, 2022
The ideology that holds that all men should cum on women equally
MGTOW believes in cummunism.
Cummunism by Eushshtb December 24, 2021