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Horn-laying

The act of lying in bed to indulge in sexual fantasies without actually masturbating
Bro, he wasn't even masturbating. He was horn-laying.
by Eushshtb July 5, 2025
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Girl math

A form of math that is fake
Hamas Terrorist: I will take 100 hostages
Israeli citizen: No, please no
Hamas Terrorist: Okay, I'm only taking 50 hostages. I could have taken 100, but I decided to take 50. Therefore, I freed 50 hostages. I just did some girl math.
by Eushshtb October 29, 2023
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Pinxapicharoni

Dave's wife did a pinxapicharoni to turn him on before sex
by Eushshtb September 29, 2024
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Arursatan

Arursatan means cursed be Satan in hebrew, just like how Hallelujah means praise to God in Hebrew.
by Eushshtb October 1, 2024
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Critical lumber theory

A theory that says that timbering is the most important thing in society, and that we need to deplete the land of it's trees. This word was invented by Tim Pool.
I want to engage in critical lumber theory. I want to analyze the intersection between lumber and timber practices and the law.
by Eushshtb June 12, 2021
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Eyeball Terrorist

An artist that makes disgusting, lewd, and pedophillic content that hurts to look at. This term was invented by Sydney Watson.
"Sidenote, what creeps me out so much was having to look through so much of this bizarre content from this particular artist. or eyeball terrorist"---Sydney Watson
by Eushshtb June 5, 2021
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Gunland

In gunland, everyone owns a gun. Why does everyone own a gun in gunland, you ask? It's hard to say actually. Some say it's to defend liberty and the bill of rights. Others say it's for hunting. Still others say it's for inner city gangs. And still others say it's for school shootings. Who knows why people do what they do in the mysterious land of gunland.
by Eushshtb January 21, 2023
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