Eushshtb's definitions

Horn-laying

The act of lying in bed to indulge in sexual fantasies without actually masturbating

Bro, he wasn't even masturbating. He was horn-laying.

by Eushshtb July 5, 2025

Girl math

A form of math that is fake

Hamas Terrorist: I will take 100 hostages
Israeli citizen: No, please no
Hamas Terrorist: Okay, I'm only taking 50 hostages. I could have taken 100, but I decided to take 50. Therefore, I freed 50 hostages. I just did some girl math.

by Eushshtb October 29, 2023

Pinxapicharoni

A sexy dance

Dave's wife did a pinxapicharoni to turn him on before sex

by Eushshtb September 29, 2024

Arursatan

The opposite of hallelujah

Arursatan means cursed be Satan in hebrew, just like how Hallelujah means praise to God in Hebrew.

by Eushshtb October 1, 2024

Critical lumber theory

A theory that says that timbering is the most important thing in society, and that we need to deplete the land of it's trees. This word was invented by Tim Pool.

I want to engage in critical lumber theory. I want to analyze the intersection between lumber and timber practices and the law.

by Eushshtb June 12, 2021

Eyeball Terrorist

An artist that makes disgusting, lewd, and pedophillic content that hurts to look at. This term was invented by Sydney Watson.

"Sidenote, what creeps me out so much was having to look through so much of this bizarre content from this particular artist. or eyeball terrorist"---Sydney Watson

by Eushshtb June 5, 2021

Gunland

Another word for America

In gunland, everyone owns a gun. Why does everyone own a gun in gunland, you ask? It's hard to say actually. Some say it's to defend liberty and the bill of rights. Others say it's for hunting. Still others say it's for inner city gangs. And still others say it's for school shootings. Who knows why people do what they do in the mysterious land of gunland.

by Eushshtb January 21, 2023