Eushshtb's definitions

Longcut

a route you take when you think you are taking a shortcut but it actually ends up taking longer.

I went on a longcut.

by Eushshtb March 26, 2022

vember

warmth

It is now november, and there is now no vember

by Eushshtb November 2, 2023

Homophobia

A hatred of humans

Humans are Homo-Sapiens, so therefore hating on Humans is Homo-sapienophobia, or Homophobia for short

by Eushshtb July 15, 2022

Iran

A bully who beats up a kid because the teacher wasn't good at making their threats of punishment believable

Mr. Biden, you need to be better at getting your students to behave so we don't have an Iran bullying a poor kid named Israel

by Eushshtb October 1, 2024

Chairman Jao Bai Den

Joe Biden, the supreme leader of Chimerica

America is dead. The CCP is in charge now. Hail Chairman Jao Bai Den.

by Eushshtb March 28, 2021

It can't happen here

The literal truth.

America will never become authoritarian or have a civil war, because it's culture of liberty is too deeply enshrined. Also, civilians have guns, preventing the rise of tyranny. So therefore, it can't happen here. Seriously.

by Eushshtb January 18, 2023

Urban dictionary like to dislike ratio

Something that is completely random. Like, offensive definitions can get more upvotes than downvotes, while definitions that condemn horrible actions harshly can get more downvotes than upvotes. Seriously?

Dave: quantum mechanics is random
Jenny: yeah, just like urban dictionary like to dislike ratios

by Eushshtb September 29, 2024