Esteban Lorenzo's definitions

Chuffing Noughts

Westcountry term for mammory glands.

Synonyms: Baps, tits, cottage loaves, wabs..

"Aye, she 'ad a fine pair o' chuffing noughts.."

by Esteban Lorenzo August 19, 2003

spit

What women do if they won’t swallow.

"I know it's good for me but I'm just gonna have to spit.."

by Esteban Lorenzo August 19, 2003

snotshot

The point in a artistic movie when the lead thespian is scripted to shoot his load all over the accompanying actress.

To cum in a pornographic film.

Also known as the moneyshot.

"Rocco sure has talent, he's never missed a snotshot yet..."

by Esteban Lorenzo July 29, 2003

cham

Bits of white foamy stuff that collect in the corner's of your mouth after strenuous activity, or after a drunken nights sleep.

"Hey dude, I always get cham after going running with you."

by Esteban Lorenzo July 29, 2003

bang one out

Male: To masturbate. To have a wank.

"Fuck me, she's gorgeous. I'm gonna have to go home and bang one out over her."

by Esteban Lorenzo July 29, 2003

shits

A bout of diarrhea. The 'Muddy Waterfalls'. Extreme case: When one can crap through the eye of a needle.

See also 'Brads'.

"If I drink any more than 5 pints of Guinness I get the shits the morning after."

by Esteban Lorenzo July 29, 2003

jibbing

Jibbing, aptly described above, is also known by it's old medieval term, "Wolfbagging".

"Damn it Maureen, any more back-chat and I'll give you a damn good jibbing!"

by Esteban Lorenzo July 29, 2003