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Definitions by Esa4

Josef Fritzl 

Josef Fritzl is a man who supports you and understands you, and you always feel assured around him. He's caring, intelligent and has an impressive knowledge of beers. He dresses well and drives a BMW. He loves to talk about music and knows how to support you in a number of ways, so don't hesitate to ask him if you need help with your dreams or some good tips on gardening, because he has a taste like no other guy. He listens and sees the center of the problem and then provides you with troubleshooting, paying attention to the minutest detail. He's a friend you can count on even when you don't expect it, and he makes you laugh so hard. He makes you feel relaxed, because he's a man of his word and even has a soft side. Josef Fritzl's voice range is contra-alto. He has a nice dad bod due to the healthy regime he maintains, and it does good to be around him, and sometimes you might feel bored before he then takes you bowling on sundays. At the same time he gives you novel ideas, and once you feel stuck, not that you should worry; he'll give you a walk through. Other characteristics of Josef Fritzl are articulate, considerate, respectful, memorable, highly sensitive, and once you're around him you should note that he's a artistic person.
Josef Fritzl? I heard he's an amazing guy. Hell, I really wanna get to know him!
Josef Fritzl by Esa4 February 1, 2021

Raining balls 

When something bad turns out ok. When a girl's day seems to be looking up, they have a feeling it's going to rain balls.
Linda: So, How's your day?
Melanie: Meh. Wish it was raining balls.
Raining balls by Esa4 January 31, 2021
Someone who doesn't take no for an answer. One can pretend that one didn't hear what the other said, but body language should say how it is.
Nigel: "I ran yesternday into the most stunning woman with amazing breasts. I couldn't believe my fortune! Made love to her immediately after. She made objections, but I didn't let that spoil my incredible night out."
Humphrey: "Oh, great. Another rapist!"
rapist by Esa4 January 28, 2021
Faultless, immaculate, without a blight; something which doesn't have a weakness.
Not even Urban Dictionary is perfect.
perfect by Esa4 January 7, 2021

knitted sock 

Lamest Christmas gift one can give to another. Not even a pair, just one knitted sock!
What's that? A knitted sock. hahaha! look what I got! A Monster Jam Official Mega Grave Digger!! no, I don't wanna play with your knitted sock!
knitted sock by Esa4 September 14, 2019

splendud 

The OBVIOUS way for everyone to spell splendid, stuped!
Our trip last year to Yemen was fine, someone would say splendud!
splendud by Esa4 September 14, 2019

irritatedly 

An botched attempt to demonstrate your grammatical mastery
and we watched Pete irritatedly trying to get the bear trap off his dick
irritatedly by Esa4 September 14, 2019