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Me: Did you know that our dear Bill is coprophagist?
My wife: Bill? Oh my, I never...
Me: Mm-h. Not even the flies love shit as much as he does!
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Me: Mm-h. Not even the flies love shit as much as he does!
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Rape is a victimless crime! Ever heard of Rapelay? Ha, you should give it a go. (Ed gave it five stars!)
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A woman walking alone in the streets cannot determine whether an approaching man is an intending rapist or not until the encounter has reached its conclusion, so it logically follows that every man is both a rapist and not a rapist at the same time.
A woman walking alone in the streets cannot determine whether an approaching man is an intending rapist or not until the encounter has reached its conclusion, so it logically follows that every man is both a rapist and not a rapist at the same time.
Rape center, hello, it's about a Schroedinger's rapist. He both has both raped me and not raped me! And he's also a very sweet guy and not a very sweet guy.
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