Esa4's definitions

outhouse

Where you spent your wedding night. I don't know if it was the smell or what, but she got banged up that night.

Why are you in my outhouse? Get out of my outhouse! Out I said!! I say it is my outhouse and I am the proud owner of it!

by Esa4 February 2, 2021

Coprophagist

Must... eat... shit... Is nobody going to stop me? Gosh, if I get fat, I'll blame you because you stood by and did nothing!

Me: Did you know that our dear Bill is coprophagist?
My wife: Bill? Oh my, I never...
Me: Mm-h. Not even the flies love shit as much as he does!

by Esa4 February 2, 2021

Father once removed

You had sex or raped your own daughter. Congratulations, you're a father, once removed. It's also possible to be someone's father twice removed, but would you want to rape your own granddaughter, who is also your daughter ??

Mr. Gustafson is like a father to his grand children. Oh wait, Mr. Gustafson is their father... father once removed !

by Esa4 February 2, 2021

butt-asshole

A butt-ass which has a hole. The same as ass-butthole.

Smelly butt-asshole!

by Esa4 June 15, 2021