muppet

1. An idiot.
2. A person who posts the same message twice.

Nick you Muppet!

by Ernie August 27, 2003

Lugs

A fat stupid pollack who loves to suck on his moms titskes. Ussually bi-polar and with quite an overdeveloped taste for man-juice.

Hey looks at that mule sucking that guys dick, its name is probably Lugs. hahahaha

by Ernie May 4, 2003

spunk junkie

a woman who is addicted to cock juice

by ernie October 21, 2003

lolo

Lolo means masturbation in a local dialect in Philippines.

Jake lolo everyday.

by ernie May 14, 2004

Divstarr

A diomand geeza. very funny individual who has the way with the ladies. Someone who's hairpeice seems to change color everytime you see him.

Will act as below:

Someone who can get any woman he wants, or can shag them anytime any place. Including up against a postbox.

by Ernie October 15, 2004

post cum; after spooge

the small amount of semen that oozes from the penis up to 5 minutes after ejaculation.

The post cum put a spot on my new trousers.

by Ernie September 29, 2004

Gena

the hottest piece of ass at Holy Child...every guy wants her but only i have her...she's my bitch to the max and gives great...well you know, especially when she's drunk hahaha my little blunt whore i love you and won't leave you until a hotter piece of ass comes along (which...doesn't exist)

hotguy1: damn who's that hot drunk over there
hotguy2:that has to be gena cause no one else looks that sexy drunk
hotguy1: damn lets gang bang her
hotguy2: too bad her man is a sexy piece of arse that can beat both of us to the ground

by Ernie March 12, 2005