Tweek

A mad individual who can cause pain to himself and not give a damn. the spawn of god and satan.

Will act as below:
Runs around fields on cold night, in only his underwear, smoking and screaming "I rape chickens". sleep talks about foursoms, chickens, wanting sausages, and aaarrghffejwfbisduf!!
by Ernie October 15, 2004
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Divstarr

A diomand geeza. very funny individual who has the way with the ladies. Someone who's hairpeice seems to change color everytime you see him.

Will act as below:
Someone who can get any woman he wants, or can shag them anytime any place. Including up against a postbox.
by Ernie October 15, 2004
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spunk junkie

by ernie October 21, 2003
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footprints

What your mates sister leaves on your shelf after you've serviced her!
Wow, look at those footprints on your shelf.... Yeah we'd better not tell your brother
by Ernie July 29, 2004
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muppet

1. An idiot.
2. A person who posts the same message twice.
Nick you Muppet!
by Ernie August 27, 2003
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post cum; after spooge

the small amount of semen that oozes from the penis up to 5 minutes after ejaculation.
The post cum put a spot on my new trousers.
by Ernie September 29, 2004
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Gena

the hottest piece of ass at Holy Child...every guy wants her but only i have her...she's my bitch to the max and gives great...well you know, especially when she's drunk hahaha my little blunt whore i love you and won't leave you until a hotter piece of ass comes along (which...doesn't exist)
hotguy1: damn who's that hot drunk over there
hotguy2:that has to be gena cause no one else looks that sexy drunk
hotguy1: damn lets gang bang her
hotguy2: too bad her man is a sexy piece of arse that can beat both of us to the ground
by Ernie March 12, 2005
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