Lugs

A fat stupid pollack who loves to suck on his moms titskes. Ussually bi-polar and with quite an overdeveloped taste for man-juice.

Hey looks at that mule sucking that guys dick, its name is probably Lugs. hahahaha

by Ernie May 05, 2003

i'll take yo manhood

to rape a man in his ass and take his dignity, usually said by a man to another man

"Bitch, i'll take yo man hood"

by ERnie June 22, 2004

post cum; after spooge

the small amount of semen that oozes from the penis up to 5 minutes after ejaculation.

The post cum put a spot on my new trousers.

by Ernie September 29, 2004

Gena

the hottest piece of ass at Holy Child...every guy wants her but only i have her...she's my bitch to the max and gives great...well you know, especially when she's drunk hahaha my little blunt whore i love you and won't leave you until a hotter piece of ass comes along (which...doesn't exist)

hotguy1: damn who's that hot drunk over there
hotguy2:that has to be gena cause no one else looks that sexy drunk
hotguy1: damn lets gang bang her
hotguy2: too bad her man is a sexy piece of arse that can beat both of us to the ground

by Ernie March 13, 2005

muppet

1. An idiot.
2. A person who posts the same message twice.

Nick you Muppet!

by Ernie August 27, 2003

footprints

What your mates sister leaves on your shelf after you've serviced her!

Wow, look at those footprints on your shelf.... Yeah we'd better not tell your brother

by Ernie July 29, 2004

Tweek

A mad individual who can cause pain to himself and not give a damn. the spawn of god and satan.

Will act as below:

Runs around fields on cold night, in only his underwear, smoking and screaming "I rape chickens". sleep talks about foursoms, chickens, wanting sausages, and aaarrghffejwfbisduf!!

by Ernie October 15, 2004