fairy blunt

Vicar McSwain enjoys smoking an occasional fairy blunt in the rectory parlor.
by Ernest Peabody July 26, 2006
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Working on it

Phrasal verb used to denote various stages in the preparation, mastication, and digestion of food, along with the process of eliminating the waste products thereof.
1. Is dinner ready, or are you still working on it?
2. Can I take your plate, or are you still working on it?
3. Man, I'm still working on that tortilla three hours after I ate it.
4. Man, there was so much cheese in that quesadilla that I'm still working on crapping it all out.
by Ernest Peabody July 25, 2006
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Jimmy Dean

verb, a back-formation from the sausage introduced by former country-western musician Jimmy Dean;denotes a celebrity leaving the entertainment business to produce commerical products. Will someday be applied to Kid Rock, Eminem, and Al Sharpton.
Hoo-doggie! That Eminem sure Jimmy Deaned when he introduced that new line of tampons!
by Ernest Peabody July 26, 2006
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whistling masturbator

Here comes that whistling masturbator again--better get the umbrella.
by Ernest Peabody August 06, 2006
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Blitzkrap

Noun, Turds that enter the toilet with overwhelming force, somtimes used figuratively
You wouldn't believe the blitzkrap I saw shopping at Walmart the other day!
by Ernest Peabody September 08, 2008
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Blitzkrap

Rapidly ejected excrement, turds entering the public domain like so many storm troopers invading Poland in 1939. Often used figuratively.
1. I turned on that news channel and heard so much blitzkrap that my ears turned brown.
2. I turned in some talk radio and heard so much blitzkrap that my ears turned brown.
3. I bought some blitzkrap at my local supercenter yesterday.
by Ernest Peabody July 25, 2006
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Activist

Slacker with a cause, usually traveling in a quaint vehicle plastered with bumper stickers like "NO BLOOD FOR OIL," "REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS FOR ALL," and "SPAY OR NEUTER YOUR PETS." Singularly unaware of irony and how stupid people look in knit rasta caps. While generally a conspiracy theorist, the activist often believes in the inherent goodness of mankind and will beat the shit out of her/his domestic partner for thinking differently.
Look at that activist smacking her husband after the peace rally.
by Ernest Peabody July 31, 2006
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