Definitions by Eric The Read

Dogalogue 

Adoption catalogue issued by shelter for stray canines.

Just received the R.S.P.C.A.'s new dogalogue. Some nice Spaniels on offer

Dogalogue by Eric The Read September 10, 2010

Carpet 

Creature, usually of the canine variety, who sits on the back seat of the vehicle travelling in front of you with his head sticking out of the window so that his dribble gets blown onto your windscreen.

Specially cultivated at factories owned by Ford and given away to every 100th buyer.

SPECIAL SALE!! Free carpet with all new models sold today!

Carpet by Eric The Read September 9, 2010

Frog

To sell something in China

I need some money so I am frogging my raptop

Frog by Eric The Read September 8, 2010

Politically Collect

The act of a politician receiving payment for any of the following:
1) Advancing a proposal beneficial to the person paying
2) Sending juicy stories to reporters
3) Voting or refraining from voting on a particular bill/legislation/act of Parliament (delete as appropriate)

If you want to act politically collect collateral first!

Politically Collect by Eric The Read September 8, 2010