skin toaster

A tanning bed.

Helga stopped popping herself into the skin toaster after the salon added the government's ten-percent tax. Now she feeds her melanoma outdoors.

by Eric Maan July 31, 2010

chatter chalk

Cocaine

Hey man, quit blabbering. You on the chatter chalk again?

by Eric Maan November 19, 2010

adult ketchup

Hot sauce generally too spicy for the young 'uns.

Hey Billy Bob, these wings are for whimps. Pass me the adult ketchup.

by Eric Maan September 03, 2009

ho-ster

A place where loose women hide their pistols. The vagina.

Jim: "Comack McCarthy’s ex-wife did what?"
Bill: "She pulled a pistol out of her ho-ster because she was losing an argument about aliens."

Sid: "Are you packing?"
Jane: "Got one in the ho-ster."

by Eric Maan January 10, 2014

Polish Salute

Shrugging the shoulders and raising the hands with palms to the sky to show you have no idea whatsoever about the topic at hand.

I asked Vlad where he parked the car, and he gave me a Polish salute.

by Eric Maan November 23, 2009

churned out

The state of being burned out from acting like you're working hard.

Larry: Where's that lazy bastard Nigel today?

Gerald: He took a sick day.

Larry: After all that faux activity in the past weeks, he must be churned out.

by Eric Maan July 17, 2009