Eric Maan's definitions

Polish Salute

Shrugging the shoulders and raising the hands with palms to the sky to show you have no idea whatsoever about the topic at hand.

I asked Vlad where he parked the car, and he gave me a Polish salute.

by Eric Maan November 23, 2009

adult ketchup

Hot sauce generally too spicy for the young 'uns.

Hey Billy Bob, these wings are for whimps. Pass me the adult ketchup.

by Eric Maan September 3, 2009

Circle Jerk

Someone who accelerates when entering a traffic circle to cut off other drivers travelling at normal speeds.

As grandma rolled into the roundabout, she had to slam the brakes to avoid hitting a circle jerk in a yellow BMW.

by Eric Maan September 3, 2009

Bachelor Clean

1. A state of tidiness maintained by the average straight, single guy. It is generally acceptable to other heterosexual men, but fails to meet female standards.

2. To quickly hide trash and wipe up spills before visitors show up. A superficial clean-up.

James: Wow Ed, you clean up your place?

Ed: Yep.

Babs: Yea, like maybe a year ago.

Ed: Hey, it's bachelor clean.

Billy Bob knew Daisy was coming over, so he gave his bachelor pad a bachelor clean.

by Eric Maan July 17, 2009

churned out

The state of being burned out from acting like you're working hard.

Larry: Where's that lazy bastard Nigel today?

Gerald: He took a sick day.

Larry: After all that faux activity in the past weeks, he must be churned out.

by Eric Maan July 17, 2009

Ozzy Knob

A pitch adjustment knob on a mixing board used to bring out-of-tune singers back into key. Named for the heavy metal car wreck Ozzy Osbourne.

Sound Engineer. Jeez Bill, that sounded like someone strangling a sick cat.

Producer: Yeah, if she only sang as good as she looks.

Sound Engineer: Time for the Ozzy knob.

by Eric Maan July 17, 2009