Definitions by Eric Hartman

spose 

A subsitute for guess, half-heartedly giving a commitment

I spose I will go over to the Cheap Trick concert tonight.

spose by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003

nelson muntz 

An overweight, vest-clad 4th grader who enjoys to laugh at other's misfourtunes.

I hear Nelson Muntz just laughed at you after you fell down.

nelson muntz by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003

tearjerker 

A movie that is often intended for women that had a sad, emotional ending.

Terms of Endearment was a tearjerker, because of that funeral at the end.

tearjerker by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003

Solitary Man 

Neil Diamond

Neil Diamond is right there where I am, a solitary man.

Solitary Man by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003

Taco Bell

Michael Jackson's favorite fast food joint.

Taco Bell by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003

blind date 

An event where someone sets up 2 people who don't know each other on a date. In most cases, one of the people is horrendously ugly and the other will be sure to kill the "matchmaker" afterwards.

My shitty friend set me up on a blind date, and I vomited for hours afterwards.

blind date by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003