Eric Gardner's definitions

octopi

1. Plural of octopus

2. Pi to the 8th power

3. An octagon shaped pie

Hey man, pass me the octopi

by Eric Gardner February 24, 2008

Epegjeanrags

The state of having Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset stomach, and Diarrhea all at the same time

Often cured with PeptoBismol!

Eww did u see that dude with epegjeanrags

by Eric Gardner March 3, 2008

HSCS

An acronym for "Human Spontaneous Combustion Syndrome", usually occurring by static electricity sparks igniting articles of clothing without warning. There has been documented occasions of this happening.

Sometimes incorrectly referred to as SHCS ("Spontaneous human combustion syndrome")

My friend's chronic HSCS caused him to burst into flames.

by Eric Gardner November 1, 2007

plabrum

A problem to the most extreme extent possible.

guy#1: dude that girl is becoming a plabrum
guy#2: tell me about it...

by Eric Gardner January 6, 2009

monday

The biggest waste, of exactly one seventh of your life.

oh crap, tomorrow is MONDAY!!!

by Eric Gardner December 27, 2007

Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen

The safe word used in the Vandersexxx Erotic club, featured in the movie "Euro trip"

Sexy girl: Bring out the testical clamps!
Guy: Oh Crap! Flugan..basja..sbiner holzeen?
Sexy girl: do u mean Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen?

by Eric Gardner September 26, 2008

Adderolling

Rolling on Adderall. In the state of euphoria and all around feel-good-ness because of the popular ADHD and narcolepsy treatment known as adderall, or adderall XR (extended release) The abuse of adderall is usually caused by homework and huge tests because of the motivation and energy that adderall can provide.

During the week of midterms it is pretty easy to spot people who are adderolling because they are restlessness, sociable, never hungry, and are usually found with their head in a large book

by Eric Gardner January 13, 2009