Iron Maiden

the best metal band ever, in less then six months i have obtained 9 of there albums, anyone who doesnt like this band i will personally come out hunt down and shove into an iron maiden, whilst playing iron maiden the whole time.

iron maiden is the best
and there best song is...well there is no single best song, but im listining to the trooper right now.

UP THE IRONS!!!!!!

by eric December 17, 2003

Mad TV

Greatest show ever!!!!! MUCH better than SNL which isnt funny anymore.

Bekki:Did you watch Madtv last night?
Becky:Yeah it was so funny
Beckee: i know

by Eric May 13, 2005

knifoonorkulove

1)A combination of a knife a spoon a fork spatula and a stove all in one.

2)The ultimate kitchen appliance for only $29.95

Get the kniforkunlove Jimmybo!
Agh I have been kinforkunuloved!

by Eric January 29, 2004

garott

the screen name a gay 60 year old man that wants to suck your wang would use.

I'm going to put garott on my buddy list. He is really nice.

by eric November 16, 2003

gut her

to have sex with a girl

I would gut her

by eric April 02, 2003

ruffneck

You know you are dating a ruffneck when you get a indian burn on the inside of your thighs.

john is a ruffneck my thighs are buring like crazy.

by eric February 19, 2004

Cockblock

When you are attempting to get close to a girl and your buddy won't leave the room or starts telling less than flattering stories of you that cause you to lose an opportunity with your new female acquaintance.

Sara was sitting on the couch in the living room, Eric had been talking with her all evening, the party was over, Eric was attempting to get close to Sara but David wouldn't leave the living room even though he kept nodding off.

by Eric December 07, 2004