Eric's definitions

for real

Also prounounced "Pho Real?"

You can say anything to anyone, as long as you say it with a smile, and say Pho Real! afterwords and prop them.

Fred: Eric, you're a mung drinker doucebag, I hate you.

Eric: what?

Fred: Pho real! (props eric)

by Eric September 1, 2003

cristal

Louis Roederer Cristal Champagne

The jewel of the House is Cristal, created in 1876 for Tsar Alexander II. This is champagne at its finest, as inspired today as it has always been, the embodiment of elegance and purity.

Cristal is made according to the strictest criteria, based on a drastic process of selection applying to the vintage, the cru, the village, the grapes and finally the wines. Only Pinot Noir and Chardonnay grapes from the House’s 10 most celebrated crus are used in the production of this legendary cuvée.

I got, no time for fake niggaz
Just sip some Cristal with these real niggaz

by Eric January 3, 2004

disasterbate

To direct more coverage at a disaster than is appropriate or necessary, in an attempt to gain viewers.

Man, FOX News sure disasterbated 9/11 for all it was worth.

by eric January 4, 2005

Crap

1. Most Anime
2. Mac computer
3. Aol
4. McDonalds food
5. Rap music
6. Poop

1. My god this crap is boring
2. AAAAARRRGHH! my crappy computer is broken!
3. This web browser is absoloute crap!
4. hi id like a Crappy meal please.
4. Why are you listening to this crap?
5. oh my god my dog just took a huge crap on the lawn

by Eric January 2, 2007

delux

to own fancy characteristics

that caddy is fuckin' delux

by eric March 10, 2004

boring

opposite of BOOYAKA

"man, that wasn't BOOYAKA, infact it was boring"

by Eric October 11, 2003

shloshed

Drunk.. Having had too much to drink. drunk

Wow, Debby and I were shloshed last night! I think I mooned the cops again.

by Eric November 12, 2003