open goat

An widely opened vagina.

Ooooh, nice camel-toe there, you must have an open goat.

by erectism December 29, 2007

facial butter

Where one's face is overcoated in pure, rich, northern spunk.

Sharon: Is that sperm on my nose darling?
David: Yes. Yes it jolly-well is.
Sharon: Get it off then
David: Nah... I like a woman with facial butter.
Sharon: It's not butter darling, it's spunk!!!
Great Uncle Alan: I can't believe it's not butter!
David: What the fuck are you doing here?

by erectism December 29, 2007

rape craving

The need for rape. i.e. a crave for rape.

Boris: I havn't raped anyone in over 8 months - I'm dying here...GIMME SOMETHING TO RAPE NOW.
Bruce: Man, that's some fine rape craving you've got there

by erectism December 29, 2007

Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder

IVDD (Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder) is a disease in which the vagina constantly releases fluid from the inside.

THERE IS NO FUCKING CURE

Doctor:
Maddam, it seems to me as if you have IVDD, an incurable disease... you will always piss continuously... UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE

Maddam:
What the fuck is IVDD??

Doctor:
Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder

Maddam:
OH FUCK

Doctor:
YEAAAA BITCH, YOUZ GONNA DIE!

Maddam:
FUCK ME IN THE FACE TWICE

Doctor:
TH-DOOSH-DOOSH

Maddam:
FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!

Crab:
Who wants ice-cream???????

by erectism December 28, 2007

closed goat

A tightly shut vagina.

Oooooh, you don't have camel-toe, so you must have a closed goat.

by erectism December 29, 2007