Ereck Flowers's definitions

woeful social

Bonding over pain shared.

You are being very woeful social joining that group.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

fap nap

When a guy masturbates in bed.

I'm reaching down for my fap nap so I can get to sleep tonight.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

prefriend

Pretending to befriend someone for personal gain.

He prefriended me, just to get closer to a girl he liked, when he was completely insincere about our relationship.

by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018

why cry

Crying over something that infantilizes oneself.

Example 1: My baby had a why cry over my changing her bottle. It was just one minute in between one bottle and the other!

Example 2: My younger sister had a why cry when I stole her toy. I made her laugh to cheer her up, though, and she felt better.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Teletubbies

A show made for heroin addicts, Mormons, Sarah Palin, and test subjects in if guns work, which are of the same category of people in this great nation.

I hate the Teletubbies Sun. It needs to die.

by Ereck Flowers March 14, 2015

snooze choose

Deciding to sleep after an alarm sounds.

I snooze choose if I can get away with it.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Fenway Park

The home baseball stadium for the Boston Red Sox that is awkward for the following reasons: it features diminutive six-foot high dugouts, the only manual auxilary scoreboard in professional sports, a foul pole that resides in the middle of right field (nicknamed Pesky Pole in the 1950's), a giant green wall that resides in the middle of left field (nicknamed The Green Monster in 1947), stadium seats hanging over a Boston street (Lansdowne Street), and a bullpen in center field that is accessible to outfielders during play because of its short wall.

If ballparks were golf courses, Fenway Park would be a miniature golf course.

Red Sox fans love Fenway Park because it's almost as awkward as them . . . almost.

by Ereck Flowers December 25, 2010