I pressed something

What you say when something bad happens between you and technology.

I pressed something. And now this device is not working. . .great.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

Down the rabbit hole

Uninhibited behavior

I chose not to go down the rabbit hole by refusing to discuss the girl I liked.

by Ereck Flowers April 15, 2015

Prez fez

A ceremonial cap given to someone with a title of power.

He wore that Prez fez all the time at meetings.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

Nerdy, Dirty, Greasy look

Bad hair day

Helen: You're having a nerdy, dirty, greasy look today?

Hayden: Yes.

Helen: You should work on that.

Hayden: No.

by Ereck Flowers December 22, 2014

pipe wipe

Wiping your anus with toilet paper when you use the bathroom.

A pipe wipe and I'm out.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

neat cheat

Having an affair that's convenient for one of the parties.

That guy hates his girlfriend and they aren't getting along. Young love leads to neat cheat sometimes.

by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019

Godfather deal

Accept the beneficial offer or suffer an excruciating punishment.

Here's my Godfather deal: call me on the phone and we'll chat, or date Chris instead.

by Ereck Flowers March 18, 2015