Ereck Flowers's definitions

hot

A state of agitation and stress.

I was hot this morning from thinking of my ex-girlfriend's new life without me.

by Ereck Flowers August 19, 2017

cock box

A condom

Use a cock box. I don't want a pregnancy.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Donald Clump

The mass of defective brain cells that block the neurotransmitters of Donald Trump's brain, causing him to have no ability to process information, remember facts, or even be articulate, as well as interferes with his judgment, logic, sensitivity, reason, and general thought for the last 63 years of his life.

It's the Donald Clump. It's a disease specific to this demented man child in office named Donald Trump.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Pathetic

When you need others to have sympathy for you to survive.

Boy: I don't know.

Man: you don't remember anything?

Boy: No.

Man: Oh, aren't you pathetic!

by Ereck Flowers April 29, 2015

cock stalk

Sexual predatory behavior from a man.

That guy needs to stop cock stalking me. I will not go out with him. I have no interest in him. I will report him if he doesn't read my social signals soon.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Coffee shop touring

Going around a city to various coffee shops to pick up women.

Man 1: I went coffee shop touring and picked up 0 women.

Man 2: How many coffee shops did you visit?

Man 1: 37.

Man 3: I picked up a girl at a coffee shop.

by Ereck Flowers February 21, 2015

Sport

Anything you can slump at.

Joe: video games aren't a sport.

Bob: do you suck sometimes at video games?

Joe: yes?

Bob: then it's a sport.

by Ereck Flowers November 9, 2014