Ereck Flowers's definitions

wood stood

An erection.

I have a wood stood. I'm ready.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

diaper wiper

A parent of an infant.

You two won't be diaper wipers for long!

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

Oh, I misinterpreted signals

The answer to any criticism for one's romantic choice.

Q: Why haven't you broken up with her like you said you would?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you stalk her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you say that on your date?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you not advance on her romantically?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why didn't you have sex with her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

by Ereck Flowers March 5, 2014

toilet Bowl-Beaked Bird

Pelican

The toilet bowl-beaked bird played with the hornets.

by Ereck Flowers March 31, 2015

rewind

Shift anything on screen backwards in duration, not just a tape.

Man: Let's rewind that movie.

Boy: It's not a tape, so do we still rewind?

Man: Yes!

by Ereck Flowers February 8, 2015

coswoon

A costume so flattering that others feel like swooning just by looking at you in it.

He wore a coswoon and the girls just felt their hearts go pitty-pat.

by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018

bad lad

A brat, or spoiled child.

I hope I don't have any bad lads when I have children.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018