Definitions by Ereck Flowers

ex-girlfriend tourettes syndrome

To randomly and compulsively say nasty words about a past lover to get over your ended romantic relationship with her.

Leave Jimmy alone. He's not crazy, he just has ex-girlfriend tourettes syndrome.

ex-girlfriend tourettes syndrome by Ereck Flowers January 7, 2011

Justin Wiener 

A much more apt way of saying Justin Bieber.

They are making Justin Wiener dolls.

Justin Wiener by Ereck Flowers January 7, 2011

Fenway Park 

The home baseball stadium for the Boston Red Sox that is awkward for the following reasons: it features diminutive six-foot high dugouts, the only manual auxilary scoreboard in professional sports, a foul pole that resides in the middle of right field (nicknamed Pesky Pole in the 1950's), a giant green wall that resides in the middle of left field (nicknamed The Green Monster in 1947), stadium seats hanging over a Boston street (Lansdowne Street), and a bullpen in center field that is accessible to outfielders during play because of its short wall.

If ballparks were golf courses, Fenway Park would be a miniature golf course.

Red Sox fans love Fenway Park because it's almost as awkward as them . . . almost.

Fenway Park by Ereck Flowers December 25, 2010

cheating 

Something a man does when his lover is being a jade by not appreciating and acknowledging him enough.

Something a woman does when she is being a jade.

My girlfriend is a cheating whore.

I cheat because my girlfriend is a whore.

cheating by Ereck Flowers December 25, 2010

sex 

The number one reason why men are stupid.

The philosopher might wonder why, aside from being an evolutionary device, men are attracted to having sex.

sex by Ereck Flowers December 25, 2010

Justin Tuck it 

To accomplish an objective following a skillful charge.

Amar'e Stoudemire Justin-Tucked it to the hoop and slam-dunk over Michael Beasley.

Defensive ends must learn to Justin Tuck it when they face the Cowboys: they must learn to bowl over the offensive line, force Tony Romo to the turf, and cause him to cry and complain to the refs that the defense was "mean" to him.

Justin Tuck it by Ereck Flowers December 20, 2010

half-bake it 

half-baked, half-baking

To quit using marijuana or any other drug to please, keep or get back a lover (Note: derived from the ending of the film Half Baked)

After I half-baked it, my girlfriend and I have had sex more often.

I half-baked it for John.

Will you half-bake it for me?

I am half-baking it to save my marriage.

half-bake it by Ereck Flowers December 18, 2010