Distracted

Used to describe someone who is dealing with a lot of emotional turmoil and cannot focus on the correct path enough to follow it.

She cannot call me to tell me she misses me because she is distracted with problems in the real world.

by Ereck Flowers February 28, 2015

move groove

When you are listening and dancing to music blissfully.

I like to move groove to this song!

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

plaque stack

When tartar sticks to teeth in layers from regular eating habits.

I need to get a dentist to scale my plaque stack off.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

fake take

When you have sex with someone, but you don't intend to connect emotionally with that person afterwards.

Girl: This isn't a real relationship. That wasn't meaningful sex. This is a fake take.

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

Donald Stumped

Whenever you cannot for the life of you understand why a human being can be as stupid as Donald Trump.

Guy 1: I'm Donald Stumped. Why is he helping the 17 coal miners in America? Hasn't he ever heard of modern technology or environmentally friendly kinds of energy?

Guy 2: Well, Donald Trump did appoint to the head of the EPA someone who dismisses global warming as some sort of deep state commie plot.

Guy 1: Of course he did.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

The Sox Pox

Another name for The Curse of the Bambino, which has since been broken in 2004.

The Sox Pox is broken. Now it's been 4 World Series for them since, incidentally the same number of times Donald Trump has filed for bankruptcy.

by Ereck Flowers November 08, 2018

eye sigh

When someone rolls their eyes in frustration.

My wife gave me the ol' eye sigh in bed.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018