the bitch card

Saying you're "a woman" as the excuse or sound reasoning for any behavior you, a woman, makes.
Man: I like these pants.

Woman: they fit too perfectly. I know, because I'm a woman.

Man: Playing the bitch card.

Woman: I know those socks are too white because I'm a woman, damn it. Get gray at the ends next time.

Man: So you know style because you're a woman and I do not because I'm a man?

Woman: Only a woman would understand.
by Ereck Flowers April 29, 2015
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snewball

An affectionate way of describing a snowball.
But it was just a snewball!
by Ereck Flowers November 03, 2018
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pulling out all the stops

Something someone does sometimes to delay doing the right thing for as long as he can, for whatever reason.
My friend is pulling out all the stops, as long as he doesn't have to do the right thing, really the only thing, which is to call me, his old friend, and stop playing this game with me.
by Ereck Flowers November 25, 2018
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doh'm

A dark and deep poem that people don't understand.
I wrote a doh'm. Shit!
by Ereck Flowers November 08, 2018
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lost your virginity

Having sexual intercourse for the first time or having a first kiss, depending on your perspective.
Girl: I lost my virginity. I had my first kiss with Tim.

Boy: You really lost your virginity? Did you have sex with him?

Girl: Well, no. But it felt like I lost my virginity.

Boy: Fair. Agree to disagree.
by Ereck Flowers June 06, 2015
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woeful social

You are being very woeful social joining that group.
by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018
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Suck for Sam

Something that became Sam Sucks.
It was Suck for Sam. Now it's Sam Sucks. Nice job with the 3rd overall pick.
by Ereck Flowers November 27, 2018
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