doggie bark

A doggie park that has many barking dogs.

We went to a doggie bark today. Man, was it annoying.

by Ereck Flowers July 01, 2016

thick stick

A big penis.

Man: Honey, I have a thick stick.

Woman: No you don't.

Man: ...No I don't.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

quell gel

An ejaculation by a guy that makes him feel good.

I just had a quell gel. I'm good for a while now.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

half-bake it

half-baked, half-baking

To quit using marijuana or any other drug to please, keep or get back a lover (Note: derived from the ending of the film Half Baked)

After I half-baked it, my girlfriend and I have had sex more often.

I half-baked it for John.

Will you half-bake it for me?

I am half-baking it to save my marriage.

by Ereck Flowers December 17, 2010

escape and emerge

A behavior a person with an illness or addiction exhibits when she recovers.

I had escape and emerged from bipolar mania disorder. Finally.

by Ereck Flowers November 25, 2018

Success

Something that can lead to more success.

Guy 1: I had success when I bought a car today!

Guy 2: But it's old and cost only $700.

Guy 1: Hey, but it works well and I can drive to work with it!

by Ereck Flowers January 24, 2015

global warming

Shit that penguins don't need.

Global warming is so sad for its impact on the South Pole.

by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018