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Definitions by Ereck Flowers

Famous Actress Complex 

Acting like a famous actress in her movies to a fault when you're not that actress.
Woman: Hi!

Disordered: You know, I'm just great. I don't know what it is. I'm just great!

Woman: You need to calm down.

Disordered: You'll understand one day.

Woman: You have Famous Actress Complex. STOP!
Shift anything on screen backwards in duration, not just a tape.
Man: Let's rewind that movie.

Boy: It's not a tape, so do we still rewind?

Man: Yes!
rewind by Ereck Flowers February 8, 2015
A job done in a way that is satisfying and meaningful.
Man 1: You did a nice job.

Man 2: Not a good job?

Man 1: Well, you fixed the roof so we won't get wet from the rain for now. But later, it might come apart.
good job by Ereck Flowers February 7, 2015

Screwed over 

When someone tells you "yes" and they really mean "no."
Ex 1: "Will you go to prom with me?" asked Mike. "Yes!" Naomi said. "Great!" Mike said. "I mean, no, I actually already have a date for prom," Naomi said. "I just got screwed over," Mike said to himself.

Ex 2: "Yes, you've got the job," Hank said. "Awesome!" Lori said. "I changed my mind, we don't need you; so no," Hank said. "I should tell someone that I was just screwed over," Lori said to herself.
Screwed over by Ereck Flowers January 26, 2015
The beginning to a dark story.
Well, at least I have $7 of the $1,000 I won at Las Vegas.

Well, at least the fire only burned half my kitchen.

Well, at least my team won one game this year.
Well by Ereck Flowers January 25, 2015
Something that can lead to more success.
Guy 1: I had success when I bought a car today!

Guy 2: But it's old and cost only $700.

Guy 1: Hey, but it works well and I can drive to work with it!
Success by Ereck Flowers January 24, 2015

cyber-swimming 

navigating through the Internet through fun-loving activity to reach something interesting to you on the Internet
My cyber-swimming led me to an article on panda bears!
cyber-swimming by Ereck Flowers January 18, 2015