Definitions by Ereck Flowers

that shovel feeling

When you want to knock someone's head off with a shovel.

That idiot thinks he started Watergate. I have that shovel feeling for him.

that shovel feeling by Ereck Flowers May 17, 2015

Sex 

Something that happens when two people have no idea what the other thinks.

Bale: What're you thinking?

Margarine: Nothin'.

Bale: Sex?

Margarine: No.

Bale: Huh.

(Then they had sex.)

Sex by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2015

Frustration 

Sifting through bullshit all day.

I have frustration over this football team. They don't have any good ideas, it seems.

Frustration by Ereck Flowers May 1, 2015

Pathetic 

When you need others to have sympathy for you to survive.

Boy: I don't know.

Man: you don't remember anything?

Boy: No.

Man: Oh, aren't you pathetic!

Pathetic by Ereck Flowers April 29, 2015

the bitch card 

Saying you're "a woman" as the excuse or sound reasoning for any behavior you, a woman, makes.

Man: I like these pants.

Woman: they fit too perfectly. I know, because I'm a woman.

Man: Playing the bitch card.

Woman: I know those socks are too white because I'm a woman, damn it. Get gray at the ends next time.

Man: So you know style because you're a woman and I do not because I'm a man?

Woman: Only a woman would understand.

the bitch card by Ereck Flowers April 29, 2015

Whatevs 

What you say when you gave the best effort to resolve the emotional conflict, but didn't because you are stressed or just human.

Daisy: Do you care about my necklace?

Jack: I didn't know you had it.

Daisy: Okay.

Jack: Whatevs.

Whatevs by Ereck Flowers April 22, 2015

The goat 

The neglected person because everyone rightfully takes that person for granted.

She was the goat because she had done so well in life.

The goat by Ereck Flowers April 17, 2015