idiot

Someone who eventually needs to be put down.

Matt was an idiot. He was rightfully hospitalized.

by Ereck Flowers July 05, 2016

Idiot

An adult who is half adult and half child.

You're an idiot. You think you're cool, but you're just an idiot. You're not that bad. But you're a fucking idiot.

by Ereck Flowers November 16, 2014

Texas fold 'em

Folding in poker.

And now my sixth straight Texas fold 'em. Great.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

hen den

A place where women gather to discuss things that would normally agitate guys.

Go to the hen den and leave me out of it!

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

smugly

A person who is ugly because they are smug.

Her prom date is smugly.

by Ereck Flowers June 24, 2016

bloke choke

A man masturbating.

Just a short bloke choke before work.

by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019

four jacks

What a person says when they show their opponent(s) their winning hand in any any card game, especially poker. (Reference from the film, "The Sting"; said by Paul Newman.

Man 1: Four jacks.

Man 2: Fucking damn it.

by Ereck Flowers August 24, 2017