Ereck Flowers's definitions

tumor humor

When someone knows he has terminal cancer, and he defuses the sadness for others, quite bravely, by hiding his pain around loved ones.

John: That woman is gorgeous. And by the way, your sister is such a sweetie.

Jill: I agree.

Later. . . .

Jill: What happened to John, sister?

Fran: Oh, he passed away. You didn't know he had terminal cancer? Didn't you see the bandage on his ear?

Jill: I suppose he was just implementing tumor humor for me. I never knew about John's cancer.

Fran: May he rest in peace.

by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018

Penny

Something inflation renders irrelevant.

Woman 1: I found a penny!

Woman 2: The government is now in debt!

by Ereck Flowers February 21, 2015

love

When someone will do anything for you, even if it's awkward.

She came to New York City for him because she was deeply in love with him.

by Ereck Flowers July 2, 2016

mood brood

A period of emotional depression.

That girl was going through a mood brood after she broke up with Jim.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

morning snoring

When you wake up in the morning, before your partner in bed has woken up, you hear him still snoring as you get out of bed.

Always morning snoring to start the day!

by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018

pound hound

A sexual predator.

That guy was a little bit of a pound hound.

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

Love interest

Two people, usually at young ages, who test each other with romantic advances and have sexual feelings for each other, but don't actually commit to each other.

I was your love interest, and it was interesting.

by Ereck Flowers February 28, 2015