weird beard

Facial hair grown and shaved in ways that are designed to attract notice from others.

He had a whiplash mustache, the king of weird beards.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

vote gloat

When you feel elated that the candidate for which you voted won the election.

Ah, the vote gloat that occurs when someone like she wins.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

date hate

When there is animosity between two people on a date.

We had serious date hate. As a corollary, we broke up!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Love interest

Two people, usually at young ages, who test each other with romantic advances and have sexual feelings for each other, but don't actually commit to each other.

I was your love interest, and it was interesting.

by Ereck Flowers February 28, 2015

Thrift goop

Cheap product, as in inexpensive styling gel or mousse.

I could spend money on this salon recommended styling gel, or I could just grab this thrift goop and call it a day.

by Ereck Flowers December 03, 2010

morning snoring

When you wake up in the morning, before your partner in bed has woken up, you hear him still snoring as you get out of bed.

Always morning snoring to start the day!

by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018

pound hound

A sexual predator.

That guy was a little bit of a pound hound.

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018