Ereck Flowers's definitions

morality

Without evil, there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes.

Even the crustiest human beings are part of our world's morality.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

talk block

Preventing someone from talking to someone they like.

You think cock block is bad? How about trying talk block?

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

cyber-swimming

navigating through the Internet through fun-loving activity to reach something interesting to you on the Internet

My cyber-swimming led me to an article on panda bears!

by Ereck Flowers January 18, 2015

boredom

When there are many options for fun you cannot consider possible.

Man: I having trouble with my own boredom.

Woman: Try going to a movie.

Man: That costs money.

Woman: Cooking?

Man: Could burn myself.

Woman: Sewing?

Man: A noose?

Woman: Then what?

Man: Do something that would make me ever more bored then now.

Woman: Okay.

by Ereck Flowers May 25, 2015

Well

The beginning to a dark story.

Well, at least I have $7 of the $1,000 I won at Las Vegas.

Well, at least the fire only burned half my kitchen.

Well, at least my team won one game this year.

by Ereck Flowers January 25, 2015

shit

Something that happens to people quite often.

Oh, shit. Donald Trump almost caused nuclear winter. Again.

by Ereck Flowers August 18, 2017

Hatiator

A radiator you hate because it makes an annoying whirring sound.

This hatiator needs to shut up.

by Ereck Flowers June 24, 2016