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fap cap

The maximum times a guy can masturbate in a given day.
My fap cap is 5.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
mugGet the fap capmug.

alive jive

A reference to someone's smooth dancing.
Continue that alive jive, man! Right on!
by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018
mugGet the alive jivemug.

eye sigh

When someone rolls their eyes in frustration.
My wife gave me the ol' eye sigh in bed.
by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018
mugGet the eye sighmug.

that shovel feeling

When you want to knock someone's head off with a shovel.
That idiot thinks he started Watergate. I have that shovel feeling for him.
by Ereck Flowers May 17, 2015
mugGet the that shovel feelingmug.

snatch

I want to get inside her snatch.
by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019
mugGet the snatchmug.

Screwed over

When someone tells you "yes" and they really mean "no."
Ex 1: "Will you go to prom with me?" asked Mike. "Yes!" Naomi said. "Great!" Mike said. "I mean, no, I actually already have a date for prom," Naomi said. "I just got screwed over," Mike said to himself.

Ex 2: "Yes, you've got the job," Hank said. "Awesome!" Lori said. "I changed my mind, we don't need you; so no," Hank said. "I should tell someone that I was just screwed over," Lori said to herself.
by Ereck Flowers January 26, 2015
mugGet the Screwed overmug.

oil toil

Working so hard as to burn the midnight oil.
Tonight was an oil toil at the office.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
mugGet the oil toilmug.

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