Definitions by Ereck Flowers

Who moved the rock? 

What you say to a person who metaphorically has lived under a rock their entire life.

Man: My brother has married and lives in a mansion!

Police Officer: Who moved the rock?

Who moved the rock? by Ereck Flowers October 31, 2016

quack 

A charlatan at being a doctor of any kind.

My psychologist wasn't a quack because she behaved like a doctor.

quack by Ereck Flowers October 11, 2016

sophist 

Someone who disregards the truth in favor of looking smart.

Hillary Clinton is a sophist because she went to law school and didn't become a lawyer.

sophist by Ereck Flowers October 11, 2016

Donald dump 

The act of dumping on Donald Trump verbally.

I took a Donald dump for his xenophobic, racist, misogynistic and outright slimy comments again today. I've developed a sore throat, I say!

Donald dump by Ereck Flowers October 8, 2016

milking your humanity 

Using the fact that you're human to get as many advantages in life as possible until a tragic demise. (Synonymous with "Playing the human card infinitely")

Some people who die young are accused of milking their humanity. Milking your humanity makes people forget you after you die.

milking your humanity by Ereck Flowers September 6, 2016

remembering 

Something that causes cancer.

Good thing I am not remembering.

remembering by Ereck Flowers July 23, 2016

Marriage 

A sometimes necessary bond between two people who need each other in some way.

My marriage with Morgan is going well.

Marriage by Ereck Flowers July 17, 2016