Ereck Flowers's definitions

hole toll

The act of earning sexual intercourse.

I paid the hole toll. Now I expect sex. If I I don't get laid, figures.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

completed the girl coaster

When you think you're ready to move on to a serious romantic relationship with a woman.

I've completed the girl coaster. Now it's time to be patient with this one.

by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018

Trumped

When you dump a partner because he likes Donald Trump.

You just got Trumped!

by Ereck Flowers November 3, 2018

Marriage

A sometimes necessary bond between two people who need each other in some way.

My marriage with Morgan is going well.

by Ereck Flowers July 17, 2016

leer beer

When a guy buys a girl a drink at the bar to pick her up (after checking her out first).

That guy just gave me a leer beer. Too bad I wasn't impressed by our conversation.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

new reality

An expression admitting changed circumstances in one's life.

John and I would have the best times at summer camp. But he moved and has a family now. So I guess, new reality, right?

by Ereck Flowers November 5, 2018

regret bet

A bet you would take back if you could.

Since I don't welsh, I must pay this regret bet (sigh).

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018