Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Ereck Flowers

sex vex

Bothering a partner to have sex with them ad nauseam.

Enough with this sex vex, Joe, I just don't want it now!

sex vex by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

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When there is animosity between two people on a date.

We had serious date hate. As a corollary, we broke up!

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An aspect of the past which is currently unknown to historians, researchers and scholars alike.

When humanity first sprung into existence is up to debate, and therefore, is quite a history mystery.

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A period of time on the phone that goes quickly because your conversation is so riveting.

I was in the phone zone with my friend, talking about sports, for over 50 minutes. Man, did that time fly!

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When you are making puns because they are too irresistible to keep inside.

I'm having enormous pun fun. I can't help myself!

pun fun by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

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Poking fun at someone without meaning any harm.

I just decided to poke joke you. So, obviously, please don't take it to heart!

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A ride somebody give you because you are too inebriated to drive anywhere safely or legally.

My friend gave me a booze cruise home. He told me later. Thank God I got home safely!

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