hen den

A place where women gather to discuss things that would normally agitate guys.

Go to the hen den and leave me out of it!

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

pocket two's

A metaphor for one's mental state in which the hand that one was dealt resembles "pocket 2's," where it is sort of interesting, but not going to win unless given help.

I was given pocket two's for these last three years. But I won with such a lousy hand, so it's all good.

by Ereck Flowers March 01, 2018

gawk talk

When someone talks nervously to someone who intimidates and impresses them.

That boy was gawk talking to his father's friend.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

gumball coin

A quarter.

I need to sort out these gumball coins.

by Ereck Flowers August 18, 2018

butterfly effucked

When fate is bad to you.

I just got butterfly effucked when I moved to this school and went on a date with that girl.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

wanket

A blanket, towel or other cloth a guy uses to masturbate, either for clean-up or sexual stimulation.

I had a wanket as early as 13-years-old.

by Ereck Flowers November 07, 2018

Life happened

A term used to appreciate that certain situations, while the fault of someone or some group, was perhaps destiny.

Life happened and everyone moved on.

by Ereck Flowers March 03, 2015