Ereck Flowers's definitions

Satisfying

Recognition of a good

She imagined George W. Bush was beaten and that was very satisfying to her because she thought that he was an idiot. "Well done, thoughts," the woman said.

by Ereck Flowers April 16, 2015

tumor humor

When someone knows he has terminal cancer, and he defuses the sadness for others, quite bravely, by hiding his pain around loved ones.

John: That woman is gorgeous. And by the way, your sister is such a sweetie.

Jill: I agree.

Later. . . .

Jill: What happened to John, sister?

Fran: Oh, he passed away. You didn't know he had terminal cancer? Didn't you see the bandage on his ear?

Jill: I suppose he was just implementing tumor humor for me. I never knew about John's cancer.

Fran: May he rest in peace.

by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018

Sex

Something that happens when two people have no idea what the other thinks.

Bale: What're you thinking?

Margarine: Nothin'.

Bale: Sex?

Margarine: No.

Bale: Huh.

(Then they had sex.)

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2015

love

When someone will do anything for you, even if it's awkward.

She came to New York City for him because she was deeply in love with him.

by Ereck Flowers July 2, 2016

battleship

A euphemism for "bullshit."

I have to follow the rules? That's freakin' battleship.

by Ereck Flowers August 21, 2017

Donald Hump

An instance where Donald Trump engaged in debauchery.

Guy 1: I didn't know of that specific Donald Hump.

Guy 2: And there are so many more that I wish not to picture.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

hot trot

Strutting

That girl took a hot trot down the street.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019