Ereck Flowers's definitions

astroturfing

A government ploy that is destroying American discourse.

So many company's astroturfing is hard to discern, so we must be that much more careful not to get fooled by it.

by Ereck Flowers August 16, 2018

old gold

When you find an old person, who, rather than being bitter and depressed about her old age, has seemed to develop wisdom and patience from experience, rendering the person more a blast to hang out with than anyone else it seems.

That guy is old gold. We had coffee, he bought me a Greek Mythology book at the store, and he gave me advice that I only understood later when I had time to reflect. Cool!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

blah-feeling coffee-drinking

When someone drinks caffeinated coffee to boost energy.

I had a blah-feeling coffee-drinking this morning. I'm ready 'till my lunch break!

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

gave birth from my anus

To have a painfully large poo.

Wendy, I just gave birth from my anus!

by Ereck Flowers October 27, 2017

hankee

A hankerchief used by Yankee fans for when they perform poorly.

I used my hankee for 2004.

by Ereck Flowers June 24, 2016

Justin Wiener

A much more apt way of saying Justin Bieber.

They are making Justin Wiener dolls.

by Ereck Flowers January 7, 2011

Texas fold 'em

Folding in poker.

And now my sixth straight Texas fold 'em. Great.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019