Ereck Flowers's definitions

fam cram

When an extended family lives together.

We have 7 in our fam cram.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

hellish jealous

When you feel you are in prison because your love seems to be interested in someone else romantically, and there's no way for you to reconcile.

I'm hellish jealous that my husband is cheating on me, and nobody seems to mind except me.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

Coffee shop touring

Going around a city to various coffee shops to pick up women.

Man 1: I went coffee shop touring and picked up 0 women.

Man 2: How many coffee shops did you visit?

Man 1: 37.

Man 3: I picked up a girl at a coffee shop.

by Ereck Flowers February 21, 2015

Sport

Anything you can slump at.

Joe: video games aren't a sport.

Bob: do you suck sometimes at video games?

Joe: yes?

Bob: then it's a sport.

by Ereck Flowers November 9, 2014

bored sword

A man engaging in masturbation.

I feel frustrated. I think I'll bored sword to pass the time.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

odd bod

A person's unattractive body.

That guy has an odd bod. I wonder how he feels in the locker room.

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

Boy

A young person with male genitalia.

The parents were scared when the boy hurt himself on a hurdle.

by Ereck Flowers April 10, 2015