Definitions by Ereck Flowers

rape escape 

When a woman avoids having evil sex.

Women should be aware of sexually predatory behaviors, and they should learn how to rape escape and call the police when it happens.

rape escape by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

fire retire

When you retire professionally after you get fired from your job.

It's sad to just fire retire. One shouldn't end that way.

fire retire by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

phone bone 

Phone sex

I just got phone boned...huh.

phone bone by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

ho blow

When you have sex with a whore.

I just got ho blown. Good thing it's legal here.

ho blow by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

flower cower 

When a guy gives a woman flowers to express his vulnerable romantic emotions for her.

He just flower cowered. Isn't that adorable?

flower cower by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

damp champ

When a guy makes a woman orgasm during sexual intercourse.

He was a damp champ tonight!

damp champ by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

haze phase 

A confusing period in a person's life.

He was going through a haze phase with his parents.

haze phase by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019