hair smashie

A hat that smashes one's hair.

Unfortunately, I'm wearing a hair smashie.

by Ereck Flowers June 22, 2016

eye sigh

When someone rolls their eyes in frustration.

My wife gave me the ol' eye sigh in bed.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

mad hatter

Someone who is crazy.

You're acting like a mad hatter, for goodness sake.

by Ereck Flowers August 22, 2018

snooze blues

Uncomfortable sleep.

I tossed and turned. I had a nightmare. I had the snooze blues.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

Donald Clump

The mass of defective brain cells that block the neurotransmitters of Donald Trump's brain, causing him to have no ability to process information, remember facts, or even be articulate, as well as interferes with his judgment, logic, sensitivity, reason, and general thought for the last 63 years of his life.

It's the Donald Clump. It's a disease specific to this demented man child in office named Donald Trump.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

that shovel feeling

When you want to knock someone's head off with a shovel.

That idiot thinks he started Watergate. I have that shovel feeling for him.

by Ereck Flowers May 16, 2015

shot dot

The dot left from an injection.

I have a shot dot from my blood test.

by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019