Definitions by Ereck Flowers

clock balk 

A rule that MLB was going to enforce on the pitcher that stipulates the pitcher is charged with a balk after a period of time expires.

He should be charged with a clock balk.

clock balk by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

fap cap 

The maximum times a guy can masturbate in a given day.

My fap cap is 5.

fap cap by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

mood brood 

A period of emotional depression.

That girl was going through a mood brood after she broke up with Jim.

mood brood by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

buy high 

A spending spree.

I was on a buy high all day at the store!

buy high by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

tough bluff 

A bluff that is convincing.

You just tough bluffed me out of $100. I give you props!

tough bluff by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

thick stick 

A big penis.

Man: Honey, I have a thick stick.

Woman: No you don't.

Man: ...No I don't.

thick stick by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

handsome ransom 

A successful ransom.

This turned out to be a handsome ransom. Good for us.

handsome ransom by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019