weed need

When you are stressed and must smoke marijuana to cope.

Guy 1: I'm having a weed need moment right now.

Guy 2: I'm way ahead of you, dude. I have the munchies right now.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

Golf

A sport that should be played on one's own terms or not at all, where the course rules apply to scoring and decorum.

I can play golf because I play according to what's correct scoring.

by Ereck Flowers March 14, 2015

office space

(v. followed by an object) to obliterate an inanimate object of your frustration for its failure to work. Based on the film Office Space.

I office spaced my DVD player when it didn't work anymore.

I like to office space things when I cannot stand them anymore.

by Ereck Flowers April 07, 2011

global warming

Shit that penguins don't need.

Global warming is so sad for its impact on the South Pole.

by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018

bold cold

When you blast the air conditioner during hot months despite your bill, just because it feels so good.

Man: Don't bold cold the room. Put it at a reasonable temperature, okay?

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

malice callus

A thick sinned personality.

To take a verbal beating like that, you must have a malice callus.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

Amounted to minus

A child who did the impossible and did worse in life than what anyone could have expected.

Man 1: My son became a lawyer!

Woman 1: My daughter became a doctor!

Man 2: My son amounted to minus.

Woman 2: Hm.

by Ereck Flowers March 03, 2015