Definitions by Ereck Flowers

gave birth from my anus

To have a painfully large poo.

Wendy, I just gave birth from my anus!

gave birth from my anus by Ereck Flowers October 27, 2017

pompous 

When you sound like an asshole.

Do you even know how pompous you are?

pompous by Ereck Flowers August 23, 2017

good person 

Someone who cares in general.

Stuart is a good person. He still cares about going to school after recovering from his mental disorder.

good person by Ereck Flowers August 23, 2017

four jacks 

What a person says when they show their opponent(s) their winning hand in any any card game, especially poker. (Reference from the film, "The Sting"; said by Paul Newman.

Man 1: Four jacks.

Man 2: Fucking damn it.

four jacks by Ereck Flowers August 23, 2017

good meat 

When the hitters in the meat of the order for a baseball team overall do well in the game.

That was good meat by the Yankees tonight. Their 3-4-5 hitters had six hits!

good meat by Ereck Flowers August 23, 2017

cum

(verb.) (of a male or female) orgasm.
(noun.) (of a male or female) an orgasm.

(verb.) Can you cum?
(noun.) I had a cum.

cum by Ereck Flowers August 22, 2017

battleship 

A euphemism for "bullshit."

I have to follow the rules? That's freakin' battleship.

battleship by Ereck Flowers August 21, 2017