Definitions by Entr' Acte

Cousin 

A hillbilly term for wife.

Hank: No, it's my cousin's.

Kahn: Isn't cousin a hillbilly term for wife?

Cousin by Entr' Acte January 25, 2010

Tit-tanic 

Tits that are saggy; sinking.

Guy: Dude, look, that bitch has nice tits.

Guy 2: More like tit-tanics.

Tit-tanic by Entr' Acte January 15, 2010

Hippopotamus 

A really cool Opotamus.

Q: Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?

A: A really cool Opotamus!

Hippopotamus by Entr' Acte December 24, 2009

Universal Problem Solver 

A slap on the ass.

Josh: She looked sad, so I caught up with her and gave her a universal problem solver.

Universal Problem Solver by Entr' Acte December 18, 2009

Fushyes!

Fuck yes.

Jamie: Evan! Your ex Caitlin just died!

Evan: Fushyes!

Fushyes! by Entr' Acte November 27, 2009

Handlebars 

Something I can ride my bike without.

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

Handlebars by Entr' Acte November 24, 2009

Revenge

Asking someone else out on your bitch ex-girlfriend's birthday, then showing the new girl off in front of her.

(Works only if you were the one dumped and the girl is having second thoughts, or was a total bitch but still wants you.)

Evan: So Harley, have you met Emily?

Harley: Um, no... Hi.

Emily: Hello

Evan: Well, we should probably go... we have a movie to catch, a dinner to eat, and awesome sex to have. Bye Harley!

Harley: :'(

*Later*

Emily: What was that all about?

Evan: That, my dear, was revenge.

Revenge by Entr' Acte November 24, 2009