Enrique 's definitions

crittal

A very beautiful big ol fricken shiny beam gazing energy splitting device sent by the gods to keep us all Devine

Damn, Memory found a heck of a terminated crittal over there in that hill

I think he might be a wizard

by Enrique February 24, 2021

usb

University for Sucky Bastards

Boss:You ain't doing your work right!, where the fuck you come from?USB???
Worker:Im sorry!!

by Enrique March 14, 2007

weediberto

Spanish slang for "weed", it works because it sounds like a spanish name, so it can be tried infront of parents like below....

Enrique:Hey Marco are we gonna go wit Weediberto?
Mom:Whos Weedilberto?
Enrique: Oh.. he is just a good friend of mines.... a GOOD friend :)

by Enrique January 23, 2006

chismoso

Means snitch in Spanish

Carlos:Juan you fuckin chismoso, why u said I was smokin weed?!?!
Juan:Im sorry man:'(, its bad for your health......
Carlos:Shut the fuck up.......

by enrique July 12, 2005

like father like son

Song by The Game featuring Busta Rhymes, the title itself explains the song, how the same story is passed from father to son, hystory repeats itself, dont forget that kids.

Father: Awww i cant belive Bush got elected!!!
10 yrs after

Son: Awww i cant belive Bush got elected, damn.

by Enrique April 21, 2005

zero hour

When you are listening to the radio and there isnt good music, and when you only have the choice to listen to Kelly Clarkson!!!

Fuck! its the zero hour. This trip is gonna be long one.

by Enrique April 4, 2005

chitlins

The act of eating pig intestines. They are cheaper and more affordable than your ordinary pork, while providing a constant source of food to people.


Background: Started in a halfway crackhouse in the early 80's when the mother of Eric Mitchell decided it would be easier to eat pig intestines. They were just as wholesome, while being a bit more meaty.

Fred cooked Mitchell some chitlins in the mornin' after a hard eve of sex and crack.

by Enrique April 4, 2005