dipping mickey

The vile act of inserting a gerbil into one's rectum. The rodent is first placed into a wide mouth beer bottle, usually Mickey's Malt Liquor. Then squat and headstand.

That queer who was dipping mickey at the orgy had to check into the emergency room.

by England phi beta gamma June 10, 2008

arsehole creeper

Term used in Northeast Engaland to mean a proctologist, or any other sort of homosexual doctor. Any employee of the British National Health Service.

Eee, Ah'd rather die at 'ome than get worked over by some arsehole creeper.

by England phi beta gamma December 01, 2007

25

Lysergic Acid Diethylamide-25. LSD, acid

Do you know where I can score a few hits of25?

by England phi beta gamma April 10, 2008

normal

The opposite of queer or deviant. Heterosexual is a fair synonym. Homos really dislike the word.

Hey faggot! Give your life to God and He'll make you normal.

by England phi beta gamma November 16, 2007

fluff

n. A female decoy used to distract a pickpocket's mark.

As the fluff sapped the mark, the wire reefed his leather.

by England phi beta gamma March 08, 2008

mau mau

V. To incite a riot.

South Central got mau maued after the Rodney King trial.

by England phi beta gamma January 22, 2008

nigger

The correct word used by Jews after the token negro employee leaves the Southern Poverty Law Center's office in Montgomery Alabama. This is a true story told to me by the girl herself.

Good, the nigger has gone to run an errand, let's start the meeting to discuss fund-raising strategies.

by England phi beta gamma June 23, 2007