Definitions by Ender Piggy

Romance 

The root of all evil. Especially for a middle school girl. Many people want it, but when they get it, disaster strikes.

Romance has caused me nothing but anxiety attacks, calling myself ugly, stress, and confusion. I blame Satan.

Romance by Ender Piggy May 27, 2017

Outcast 

Somebody who doesn't fit in, or they aren't with the "cool" crowd, or any crowd at that.

"We are the outcasts" - One of my friends. *The Sound Of Silence plays*

Outcast by Ender Piggy May 13, 2017

Triggered 

When you're so pissed at something/someone, that you're not just annoyed. You are seriously pissed.

A month or two ago in class:
Guy who will only be spoken of as...Bob: "Rachel, can I borrow a piece of paper?"
Me: "I guess." *Gives Bob a sheet of paper*
About 5 minutes later...
Bob: "Rachel, can I have another piece of paper?"
Me: *Rolls eyes and doesn't even say anything* *Gives him ANOTHER sheet of paper*
About 5 more minutes later...
Bob: "Rachel, I need another sheet please."
Me: *Gives him a, "I am so pissed with you right now" look, but still gives him another sheet*
A little while later...
Bob: "Rachel...I need more paper."
Me: *Screams in head* "Bob. Did you use the BACK of the papers?!!!"
Bob: "...Oh...Riiiiiigggghhhhttttt..."
Me: *Gives him death glare*
Bob: "You are so triggered right now!"
Me: *Wants to beat the fucking shit out of that asshole*
Bob: *Goes over to his friends and tells them what happened*
Me: *Subconsciously bangs head on table over and over*

Triggered by Ender Piggy May 13, 2017

Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass 

The common phrase of the bending unit, named Bender, from the T.V show, Futurama. The catch phrase can also be seen as, "Bite my shiny, metal ass!"

Drunk Idiot: "Hey, little girl. Want some weed?"
Savage Smart-Ass Girl: "Kiss my shiny metal ass!" *Kicks drunk man in the shin and runs off*
Bystander: "Like the girl said, fuck you!" *Kicks drunk man in the crotch*

Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass by Ender Piggy April 13, 2017

Pissed Off 

Annoyed, extremely annoyed.

I was very pissed off when my definition for Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass was rejected for the third time, despite the fact that there was nothing wrong with it. I read why it might not of been posted, and nothing was wrong with it!

Pissed Off by Ender Piggy April 13, 2017

Futurama

The funniest fucking show ever, sadly canceled by Fox. The show can still be found on Netflix. The show features a "delivery crew" in the year 3000, mainly consisting of a pizza delivery boy who was from 2000(Fry, aka Philip J. Fry), a one eyed mutant captain(Leela, aka Turanga Leela), a bending robot(Bender), an old scientist(Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth), an alien "doctor"(John A. Zoidberg), a rich Martian girl(Amy Wong, legally Amy Kroker), and an accountant(Hermes Conrad).

Fox, why'd you have to cancel Futurama? Oh well, I still have Netflix...

Futurama by Ender Piggy April 13, 2017

Illuminati 

A conspiracy theory

When the time was 12:34, my friend was like, "12 divided by four is three, there are three sides on a triangle. ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!"(no joke she legit said that at lunch)

Illuminati by Ender Piggy April 6, 2017