When the time was 12:34, my friend was like, "12 divided by four is three, there are three sides on a triangle. ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!"(no joke she legit said that at lunch)
by Ender Piggy April 06, 2017
The funniest fucking show ever, sadly canceled by Fox. The show can still be found on Netflix. The show features a "delivery crew" in the year 3000, mainly consisting of a pizza delivery boy who was from 2000(Fry, aka Philip J. Fry), a one eyed mutant captain(Leela, aka Turanga Leela), a bending robot(Bender), an old scientist(Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth), an alien "doctor"(John A. Zoidberg), a rich Martian girl(Amy Wong, legally Amy Kroker), and an accountant(Hermes Conrad).
by Ender Piggy April 13, 2017
A month or two ago in class:
Guy who will only be spoken of as...Bob: "Rachel, can I borrow a piece of paper?"
Me: "I guess." *Gives Bob a sheet of paper*
About 5 minutes later...
Bob: "Rachel, can I have another piece of paper?"
Me: *Rolls eyes and doesn't even say anything* *Gives him ANOTHER sheet of paper*
About 5 more minutes later...
Bob: "Rachel, I need another sheet please."
Me: *Gives him a, "I am so pissed with you right now" look, but still gives him another sheet*
A little while later...
Bob: "Rachel...I need more paper."
Me: *Screams in head* "Bob. Did you use the BACK of the papers?!!!"
Bob: "...Oh...Riiiiiigggghhhhttttt..."
Me: *Gives him death glare*
Bob: "You are so triggered right now!"
Me: *Wants to beat the fucking shit out of that asshole*
Bob: *Goes over to his friends and tells them what happened*
Me: *Subconsciously bangs head on table over and over*
Guy who will only be spoken of as...Bob: "Rachel, can I borrow a piece of paper?"
Me: "I guess." *Gives Bob a sheet of paper*
About 5 minutes later...
Bob: "Rachel, can I have another piece of paper?"
Me: *Rolls eyes and doesn't even say anything* *Gives him ANOTHER sheet of paper*
About 5 more minutes later...
Bob: "Rachel, I need another sheet please."
Me: *Gives him a, "I am so pissed with you right now" look, but still gives him another sheet*
A little while later...
Bob: "Rachel...I need more paper."
Me: *Screams in head* "Bob. Did you use the BACK of the papers?!!!"
Bob: "...Oh...Riiiiiigggghhhhttttt..."
Me: *Gives him death glare*
Bob: "You are so triggered right now!"
Me: *Wants to beat the fucking shit out of that asshole*
Bob: *Goes over to his friends and tells them what happened*
Me: *Subconsciously bangs head on table over and over*
by Ender Piggy May 13, 2017
The common phrase of the bending unit, named Bender, from the T.V show, Futurama. The catch phrase can also be seen as, "Bite my shiny, metal ass!"
Drunk Idiot: "Hey, little girl. Want some weed?"
Savage Smart-Ass Girl: "Kiss my shiny metal ass!" *Kicks drunk man in the shin and runs off*
Bystander: "Like the girl said, fuck you!" *Kicks drunk man in the crotch*
Savage Smart-Ass Girl: "Kiss my shiny metal ass!" *Kicks drunk man in the shin and runs off*
Bystander: "Like the girl said, fuck you!" *Kicks drunk man in the crotch*
by Ender Piggy April 13, 2017
A legit village in Austria.
No joke, it really is one. This is not the only badly named village in Austria, another one, not nearly as hilarious, but still funny none the less, is called Windpassing
No joke, it really is one. This is not the only badly named village in Austria, another one, not nearly as hilarious, but still funny none the less, is called Windpassing
I am now a little embarrassed that I have ancestors that came Austria, and with my luck, they probably came from the village of Fucking, too.
by Ender Piggy March 21, 2017
by Ender Piggy May 13, 2017
1-A mentally disabled person
2-A word that for some horrible reason is used as an okay word to say...
3-A word sometimes used to insult someone.
2-A word that for some horrible reason is used as an okay word to say...
3-A word sometimes used to insult someone.
Retard is the only word that has actually hurt my feelings, although it doesn't anymore becuase bullies have broken me inside....Kill me now...
by Ender Piggy March 17, 2017