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The Yanket is an invention of Peter Griffin (from the Family Guy TV series) that he created to masturbate in secrecy in "Underage Peter".

It comes with decoy arms that can hold items such as a remote or a beer. There are Yankets for various locations such as the store, sporting events and on the job. Chris finishes the episode using a Yanket, as Stewie observes that he masturbating out in the open previously.
Introducing the Yanket! The only blanket with built-in decoy arms...
by Enclave Razorback March 1, 2016
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The clapsexuals are a very special type of sexual deviants, specializing in having sex with anthropomorphic ponies (generally My Little Pony characters). Since MLP ponies do not exist in the real world, clapsexuals are fucking plush toys merchandise. Do not be confused, this group is NOT composed of children, but grown males! Yes, those are grown men, obsessed with fucking juvenile characters from a children's TV show!
- Do you think I can hook up with Jimmy over there?
- Havent you heard? He is clapsexual! Hes got like 10 Rainbow Dash dolls and he fucks them every day!
- This is sick!
by Enclave Razorback August 9, 2016
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A term created on the YouTube podcast "The Drunken Peasants"

Glanderson Booper is the metaphysical love child of Glenn Beck and Anderson Cooper. He came into inception when Cooper stuck his blooper in Glenn's pooper.

Later used to flood the podcast chat of Tommy Sotomayor (also known as the DMCA who*e).
GLANDERSON BOOPER! GLANDERSON BOOPER! GLANDERSON BOOPER!
— The peasants chanting in unison as a hive mind, just as Paul's Globalist agenda had prophesied.
by Enclave Razorback December 14, 2016
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