Emu Lgator's definitions

x incher

an x inches long dick

He has got a nine incher.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

quack off

masturbate
achieving "it" by hand

I suppose it is hard to get to sleep at seven, so do you always have to quack one off.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

J. Edgar Hoover

a man who performes fellatio

from Hoover
not from the person

You sucked the dick of my unce you damn J. Edgar Hoover.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

religion

The same as "the loop".
No one understands its sense, many lough about it, most shit on it.

+ Christ: You have to believe me, or you gonna go to hell. (Or I bone you as long as you are male and adolescent).
+ Jewish: Halabalachalachn. Hanuka.
+ Moslem: Kalakalschemkaken. Kalakakack.
+ Buddhist: The circle is holy.
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Me: Whatever.

by Emu Lgator May 21, 2004

abuse oneself

masturbate
Have sex with your own hand.

He abused himself.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004