Emu's definitions

Horace

The mole previously described as the unfortunate carrier of the repulsive growth better known as Jim.
You have to pay extra for it... unfortunately.

Batteries not included; order within the next 5 days and receive free exclusive Horace Hairs. ORDER YOURS NOW!

"Can I have a HORACE please?"
"Yes... Yes you can."
"Do I have to pay extra?"
"No... No you don't."

by Emu April 13, 2005

ari-safari

noun- the COOLEST person ever! sporting her zebra shoes and leopard purse and scarf and pants!!
adj.- something ari-safari-like

woooowwww, her outfit is SO ari-safari

by emu January 16, 2005