Ems's definitions

post-party depression

Feeling letdown, gloomy, or sometimes even lonely the day (or days) following a party or other enjoyable social event.

Person One: "What did you do all day Sunday?"
Person Two: "I was easing my post-party depression by laying in bed watching Buffy all day."

by ems September 3, 2007

freetwoliter

a free two liter of soda or some other beverage

originated in dorchester, MA

i'll take a large cheese and a freetwoliter

by ems December 8, 2004

fattums

a really fat, orange cat
he must be waddling across the road and a mack truck must be coming at him and his owner to weak to pick him up
three of him must equal me

syn. fatshit, fatass

"oh no, fatshit, come back here!"

by ems March 1, 2004

gibbs

money

I have got a couple of gibbs in me purse. OR I ain't got any gibbs to go out tonight.

by Ems August 5, 2003

lunch

a complete anus (male or female)

f*** off you "lunch"

by Ems August 5, 2003

oi you got a watch spring

this is when someone embarrassingly points out that you have got a pube stick in between your teeth (or the like) from recently giving oral sex!

this is when someone embarrassingly points out that you have got a pube stick in between your teeth (or the like) from recently giving oral sex!

by Ems August 5, 2003

Cork Sandwich Poo

A poo that will not flush.

Mum: have you been bloody eating them cork sandwiches again?! You left a bloody baby's arm in the toilet again!

by Ems August 5, 2003