Cork Sandwich Poo

Mum: have you been bloody eating them cork sandwiches again?! You left a bloody baby's arm in the toilet again!
by Ems August 05, 2003
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oi you got a watch spring

this is when someone embarrassingly points out that you have got a pube stick in between your teeth (or the like) from recently giving oral sex!
this is when someone embarrassingly points out that you have got a pube stick in between your teeth (or the like) from recently giving oral sex!
by Ems August 05, 2003
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Alright Dave

Trigger (Only Fools and Horses): Alright Dave?! Clearly it is not Dave it is Rodney - thick as shit!
by Ems August 05, 2003
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gibbs

I have got a couple of gibbs in me purse. OR I ain't got any gibbs to go out tonight.
by Ems August 05, 2003
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Burst Matress

God my push needs a friggin trim it looks like a burst matress!

God I couldn't go down on that bird the other night - her bush was like a burst matress!
by Ems August 05, 2003
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cheese wire

cor this piece of cheese wire is cutting my arse in half.

cor if I crap my pants it will cut the log in half like a piece of cheese wire
by Ems August 05, 2003
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lunch

a complete anus (male or female)
f*** off you "lunch"
by Ems August 05, 2003
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