Emperor Xist's definitions

penguin

in the United Kindgom, a 1990's strain of LSD. The motif used was that of the classic 'penguin books' logo

i'll do you three penguins for a tenner

by Emperor Xist April 9, 2006

fashion victim

term that defines a young person who likes to be seen posing in public wearing a mixture of cheap-mildy expensive label clothing. Also a reference to someone who dresses up in 'expensive' clothes in order to gain entry to a night out at a tacky nightclub or bar that may operate a 'dress to impress policy'

look at the state of that geezer over there; f*cking fashion victim

by Emperor Xist April 9, 2006

gorbachev

In the United Kingdom, an early 1990's strain of LSD that featuread a black and white face of the ex-Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev

"I'll do you three Gorbachev's for a tenner"

by Emperor Xist February 4, 2006

badger shagger

not to be confused with acts of beastiality, this defenition is purely an insult for someone of limited mental capability who you don't like, yet have to work with - usually a menial type situation

f*ck you, badger shagger

by Emperor Xist February 1, 2006

thick fuck

tongue in cheek insult to someobody of a lesser wit

what d'ya do that for, ya thick fuck?

by Emperor Xist February 1, 2006

dick wart

above average insult to someone who you don't like, especially effective if said to a female - preferbly your whining girlfriend

what the f*ck you talking about now, ya dick wart

by Emperor Xist February 1, 2006

rugby ball

in the United Kingdom, an early 1990's amphetamine substance shaped into a small pellet type ball hence name 'rugby ball'.

not as strong as freebase rocks but still a good buzz

hey Holtey, got any of them rugby balls left?

by Emperor Xist February 1, 2006