Emotional Cruiser's definitions
Something that you know you're not supposed to do, but you do anyway when you're stuck with your job, e.g. Googling for the images of women's underwear
I know I shouldn't be doing it, but when I’m overwhelmed at work, I find myself sneaking a cigarette and Googling images of women's underwear to distract myself.
by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Get the cigarettemug. Has been airing since 1989, this cartoon serial has the infamous reputation for having been able to predict the future accurately.
It's wild how The Simpsons has been on air since 1989 and still manages to predict the future—it's like they have a crystal ball for pop culture!
by Emotional Cruiser October 2, 2025
Get the The Simpsonsmug. Derived from the word "sin", as most movies contain inappropriate contents (vulgarity, profanity, violence, drug use, etc.) This causes the lack of kid-friendly movies to be shown at K-12 school campuses as movies are made to entertain, not to educate. Movies without such inappropriate contents are like coffee without sugar — they're not something literally everyone wants but they do brighten the day of those who akcually desire them.
With so many films filled with inappropriate contents, it's no wonder schools struggle to find age-appropriate cinema movies for K-12 students!
by Emotional Cruiser July 27, 2025
Get the cinemamug. The comparison between two (or more) things that cannot be compared apple-to-apple, e.g. comparing the demand of being a kindergartener with that of being a college student — even though they both "only" go to school 3 hours per day
Trying to compare the stress levels of a kindergartener to a college student is just an apple-to-orange comparison—sure, they both "only" go to school 3 hours per day, but the responsibilities are worlds apart!
by Emotional Cruiser October 14, 2025
Get the apple-to-orange comparisonmug. AFK pain refers to the pain caused by feeling missing out the latest YouTube videos whilst you've been unable to watch YouTube for extended periods of time. AFK pain feels even more intense as you go to bed whilst having not watched YouTube during the day, which is as unpleasant as going to bed whilst being hungry. AFK pain is more commonly experienced by persons who have subscribed to lots of YouTube channels in a row (i.e. 600+ channels) compared to those who subscribe to few to no YouTube channels.
After a long day of the abstinence of YouTube due to losing arguments with my parents, I felt that serious AFK pain creeping in as I lay in bed, knowing I had missed out on all the latest uploads.
by Emotional Cruiser August 18, 2025
Get the AFK painmug. The phenomenon where you take caffeine pills like Tombocantuxin in order to stay up late at night. However, this results you to experience insomnia (inability to sleep well), which in turn causes you to wake up still being sleepy which makes you want to reach for Tombocantuxin again
I’m stuck in a vicious cycle: I take Tombocantuxin to stay up late studying for upcoming exams, but then I can't sleep, so I’m groggy in the morning and just end up taking more caffeine pills like Tombocantuxin!
by Emotional Cruiser September 27, 2025
Get the vicious cyclemug. A backronym of Indonesian origin standing for "Jajaran Umat Manusia Berukuran Obesitas", which means "the rank consisting of obese people"
When we jokingly referred to our group as the jumbo, we meant it as a lighthearted way to describe our crew of friends who love food a bit too much!
by Emotional Cruiser October 3, 2025
Get the jumbomug.