Definitions by Emotional Cruiser
five-handed sport
A slang term for "masturbation" originating from the Indonesian phrase "Cabang Olahraga Limajari" (meaning "five-handed sport branch"), which is in turn a backronym for the Indonesian word "coli" (meaning "masturbation").
He made a meme about ‘five-handed sport’… and then immediately closed the tab like nothing happened.
five-handed sport by Emotional Cruiser March 22, 2026
involuntary masturbation
The occurrence of your penis spitting out sperms without you being able to control it, similar to women's menstruation. It's mainly caused by medication side effects, stress, and overtly frequent masturbation.
Dude, I wasn’t trying to have anything happen—I just had an involuntary masturbation after starting a new medication. It was startling, but it wasn’t something I could control.
involuntary masturbation by Emotional Cruiser March 22, 2026
quivering
The jittery feeling you get from trying to configure Python 3.11.9 while fasting during Ramadan — a mix of low blood sugar, caffeine withdrawal, mental strain, and techno-frustration. (Note: Python 3.11.9 was the last Python bugfix released during Ramadan, on Tuesday, April 2nd 2024.)
That act of debugging turned me into a quivering mess — trying to install Python 3.11.9 while Ramadan fasting gave me the worst headache.
quivering by Emotional Cruiser March 18, 2026
Python 3.11.9 headache
This slang term refers to the "quivering" feeling of headache caused by configuring Python 3.11.9 whilst Ramadan fasting. Please note that the 3.11.9 is the last Python bugfix to come out during Ramadan, i.e. on Tuesday, April 2nd 2024.
After an intense night of trying to configure Python 3.11.9 while fasting during Ramadan, I woke up with a serious Python 3.11.9 headache—never thought debugging could feel like a religious experience!
Python 3.11.9 headache by Emotional Cruiser March 15, 2026
quava-quavo
A slang term referring to the obsession towards a particular idol figure born during the fasting month of Ramadan. For example, you're obsessed with the "fasting" habit of the Indonesian-born idol figure named Grace Jonwilin from the Taiwanese survival girls' group "Nextgirlz". She was born right during Ramadan on Wednesday, January 13th 1999, and her "fasting" consists of only eating one meal pear day. It's important to note that this slang term "quava-quavo" originates from rapper Quavo's birth date during Ramadan on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991.
I can't help but have a total quava-quavo over the idol figure Grace Jonwilin; her one-meal-a-day fasting habit is inspiring from her birth date during Ramadan!
quava-quavo by Emotional Cruiser March 13, 2026
institute
A slang term referring to universities acting as some sort of "mental asylum" where the college students are frequently stressed about mountaining amounts of assignments
Every time I walk into the institute, I feel like I'm entering a mental asylum—between the mountain of assignments and the constant stress, it's a wonder any of us survive finals week!
institute by Emotional Cruiser March 1, 2026
mental asylum
A slang term referring to the statement that living at parents' house as an adult child is free, but it costs your mental health in exchange
Living at my parents' house might be free, but some days it feels like I'm stuck in a mental asylum with all the chaos and judgment.
mental asylum by Emotional Cruiser March 1, 2026