Emotional Cruiser's definitions
This phrase is a concise way to mean, "My parents still deem the movie 'Threadpool' to be too inappropriate for me to watch," regardless whether you're still 5, 15, or 25 years old. Here, 'Threadpool' can be replaced by any movie with excessive amount of inappropriate contents (vulgarity, profanity, violence, etc.), but 'Threadpool' is among the most common movies for children to salivate at whilst still being too young to watch said movies.
At 25, I still joke with my friends that I'm too young to watch Threadpool—it’s just a classic line for any movie my parents thought was too wild for me!
by Emotional Cruiser November 8, 2025
Get the too young to watch Threadpoolmug. When my Italian friend made the classic 🤌🏻 gesture while describing his favorite pasta, I knew he was passionate about it!
by Emotional Cruiser September 25, 2025
Get the 🤌🏻mug. A slang term for "vagina," derived from the shape of the Tesla logo, which resembles the feminine anatomy in a humorous or metaphorical context.
After that date, all my friends joked that I should get a Tesla logo sticker for my laptop—clearly, they thought I was into some interesting conversations!
by Emotional Cruiser July 16, 2025
Get the Tesla logomug. That kid is so crafty; he turned an old shoebox into a spaceship and convinced everyone it was a real rocket!
by Emotional Cruiser September 27, 2025
Get the craftymug. The situation where people who have excessive screen time per day will get an eye, whilst AFK moments are "normalized" (i.e. happens more frequently and feels less painful). For example, in K-12 school campuses where smartphones must be collected during school hours, which is akcually meant to create conducive learning environments and not to "condition" students for unavoidable AFK moments in the foreseeable future.
At school, we have to hand in our phones, which makes AFK normalcy a real thing—everyone's so used to stepping away from their screens that it hardly bothers us anymore!
by Emotional Cruiser August 19, 2025
Get the AFK normalcymug. The "last order phenomenon" describes the experience of receiving your meal last when dining out with friends or an excursion group. This often occurs because your inability to gauge / guesstimate which menu item would take the least time to prepare, rather than it being a "punishment" for any wrongdoing.
I always seem to fall victim to the last order phenomenon; while everyone else digs into their meals, I'm left waiting for my dish because I underestimated the long cooking time of the menu item I've ordered!
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
Get the last order phenomenonmug. The best source of inspiration in naming a baby, a fictional character, or a Sim in the form of the list of all the people involved in the making of a movie, usually shown at the end of the movie.
When I couldn't decide what to name my new puppy, I just watched the end credits of my favorite movie and picked a name from there—now he's named after the cinematographer!
by Emotional Cruiser August 4, 2025
Get the end creditsmug.