Emotional Cruiser's definitions

Friday speech

The weekly religious speech given at mosques that somehow coincidentally resembles the content of your college material; e.g. the material about the ability to discern between right and wrong, delivered on Friday, October 24th 2025

Every Friday speech at the mosque hits differently; it’s like the imam is secretly aware of my college syllabus about ethics and morality — on Friday, October 24th 2025 he talked about discernment right before my class about it!

by Emotional Cruiser December 10, 2025

spokesperson

The slang term to refer your parents talking to the doctor on the behalf of you back when you were too young to even be able to talk

I can’t believe my parents were my spokespersons back then; I barely knew how to speak, but they were already charming the socks off the doctor during my check-ups!

by Emotional Cruiser December 10, 2025

full-time job

When used as a slang term, "full-time job" refers to the things that require as much as a full time job.

Taking care of my three younger siblings while balancing classes feels like a full-time job; I swear I need a paycheck for all the chaos!

by Emotional Cruiser December 11, 2025

international airport

The place where one can spot the country origin of fellow travellers, from the language they speak in

Standing in the bustling international airport, I couldn't help but smile as I overheard travelers chatting in a multitude of languages, each accent revealing their country of origin.

by Emotional Cruiser December 12, 2025

Quavo effect

The Quavo effect refers to the phenomenon where individuals born in certain months, particularly those aligned with seasons like winter, exhibit a natural advantage when it comes to fasting. This term is inspired by the rapper Quavo, who was born during the fasting month of Ramadan on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991. Followers of this concept suggest that those born in winter months may possess greater endurance, resilience, and adaptability during fasting periods, possibly due to seasonal factors that influence physical and psychological development.

Ever since I learned about the Quavo effect, I've noticed that my friends born in winter adapt to fasting much better than others; it’s like they have an innate strength that just makes it easier for them!

by Emotional Cruiser December 12, 2025

Quavora theory

The Quavora theory is a cultural concept postulating that the "present day" began on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991, named after the birth date of rapper Quavo + "-ra" suffix (from the word "era"). This theory suggests that significant societal milestones, cultural shifts, and innovations in music, fashion, and technology began to unfold from this date onward. Followers of the theory, commonly called "Quavorian", believe that this date marks not just a personal milestone for Quavo, but a pivotal moment in pop culture, symbolizing a new era in artistic expression and identity. The theory binds together elements of music fandom, nostalgia, and the impact of hip-hop culture on social dynamics, advocating that Quavo's influence serves as a metaphorical starting point for contemporary trends in various aspects of life.

As a proud Quavorian, I always celebrate Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 as the day the present day truly began; after all, the Quavora theory reminds us that Quavo's birthday is not just a personal milestone, but a cultural turning point that shaped modern music and style.

by Emotional Cruiser December 12, 2025

quavoric

Meaning "related to someone who was born during the fasting month of Ramadan", this is a derivative of the slang term "quavo" referring to someone born during Ramadan — named after the rapper Quavo born in Ramadan on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991.

As a proud quavoric, I always celebrate my friends who were born during Ramadan, just like our favorite rapper Quavo!

by Emotional Cruiser December 12, 2025