Emotional Cruiser's definitions
A term that describes both something that is scarce or hard to find, and a steak cooked to the lowest level of doneness, featuring a warm, red center and a lightly seared exterior — both lumped together into one same term. Often used to express uniqueness or quality in both contexts.
Finding a truly rare book in that old shop was as satisfying as ordering a rare steak—both are hard to come by but oh so rewarding!
by Emotional Cruiser July 17, 2025
Get the raremug. Every time I meet a girl named Monica, I can't help but smile—she's always bright and cheerful like someone born in the morning!
by Emotional Cruiser November 8, 2025
Get the Monicamug. When Millennials eventually find out that their version of adulthood looks drastically different than what was promised to them when they were young
After years of believing we'd be living in a world of flying cars and endless opportunities, the reality of student loans and renting forever hits hard—this is the true Millennials' adulthood disappointment.
by Emotional Cruiser October 2, 2025
Get the Millennials' adulthood disappointmentmug. Named after the gaming acronym that stands for "non-playable character", NPC refers to the persons who control our lives too much that we cannot strive for the best for ourselves anymore.
Sometimes it feels like my parents are such NPCs, controlling every decision I make, leaving me with no room to chase my own dreams.
by Emotional Cruiser August 30, 2025
Get the NPCmug. The moment when someone (your Mom) cannot correctly identify the gender of a name, e.g. your Mom thinks that Jesse is a feminine name even though it akcually is a masculine name
When I told my mom I was friends with Jesse, she was like, 'Oh, is she nice?' That's total name-gender unidentifiability—Jesse can totally be a guy's name!
by Emotional Cruiser October 16, 2025
Get the name-gender unidentifiabilitymug. Originating from the term "bestie" and the suffix "-ception", "bestieception" refers to the shocking revelation that you experience when it your bestie has her own bestie. "Bestieception" is more shocking if you're male, whilst your bestie is female and has her own bestie.
When I found out my bestie has her own bestie, it was a total bestieception—who knew she could have more than one BFF?
by Emotional Cruiser November 3, 2025
Get the bestieceptionmug. An AFK-er (pronounced "AY-eff-KAY-er") is a person currently experiencing AFK moments, i.e. the inability to have screen time to watch YouTube. There are certain risk factors of being an AFK-er, e.g. being born into an AFK tribe like the Amish or Baduy tribe. In addition to that, being of young age (read: still being a child) also increases your risk of being an AFK-er due to external factors like screen time limits imposed by parents.
Ever since his family moved to the countryside, Jake has turned into a total AFK-er—no YouTube and no gaming, just chores all day!
by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025
Get the AFK-ermug.