Eminem's definitions

y'all don't hear me

You guys are not fully appreciating the depth and weight of what I'm saying.
see feel me.

from Domino, "Ghetto Jam" c. 1993

"And when you're in that thaying, she makes the homies sing, ba-dum-bway, ba-dum-bway, ba-dum-bway. Y'all don't hear me though. Ain't nothin wrong with being a Trojan man, when you're riding..."

by eminem March 24, 2005

Fugee naps

Literally, refugee naps. Refers to extremely bad "naps," as in "nappy hair," a derogatory term for African-American hair. (Derived from nap, as in, the relative fuzziness of a paint-roller or carpeting.)

Jason: "Go tell Ms. Page, 'Nice fugee naps.'"
Karl: "Okay."

(Karl is subsequently suspended from school.)

by Eminem June 12, 2003

Wank Seance

The eerie feeling you get while masturbating that all your dead relatives are looking down on you in disgust.

I started jerking off to this porno but then I had a wank seance and suddenly lost the urge.

by Eminem October 14, 2003

off the hizzle dizzle

A retarded version of fo' shizzle my nizzle.

by Eminem February 19, 2003

tek-9

Popular machine pistol among thugs; see tek.

by eminem November 6, 2003

Kush

A small furry desktop friend. Can be multi colored, wearing glasses or a seatbelt.

Brandon: What is that thing on your near your computer.
Danny: It's a kush

by Eminem December 4, 2004

Led Zeppelin

The closest we've come to God.

B-B-B-B-B--B-B-BB-BABY! B-B-Baby, I got to leave you.

by Eminem December 2, 2003