Definitions by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head
Three Inch Rubber Weenies
A very good industrial music band making the scene and getting a good following, easily more authentic than NIN.
Why go in for the standard industrial music types that are poseurs? Three Inch Rubber Weenies is the real thing.
Three Inch Rubber Weenies by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head April 27, 2006
brick shithouse
Random posted a picture of her navel piercing and I noticed that she's built like a brick shithouse.
brick shithouse by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head April 14, 2006
store-bought ta-tas
store-bought ta-tas by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head November 1, 2005
turbo termerity
turbo termerity by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 27, 2005
turdocracy
This is a government that is intentionally abusive towards the persons autocratically governed; literally, a government that acts like a turd.
Gen. Benjamin F. Butler's military rule over New Orleans is a classical example of a turdocracy in action with its arbitrariness and studied offensiveness: he was a steaming turd in every way.
turdocracy by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 22, 2005
sociologist sex
sociologist sex by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 12, 2005
John Wayne toilet paper
Inexpensive, single-ply, institutional-grade coarse toilet paper; from a joke. This stuff we use is John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it takes no crap off of anyone!
Barry in janitorial services went the passive-aggressive route when he was stiffed on his long-overdue raise. Suddenly, the two-ply Charmin was replaced by John Wayne toilet paper.
John Wayne toilet paper by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 12, 2005