Elvis

The type of dude that would smoke weed and would steal money from his brother.

This guy smokes weed like Elvis

by Elvis March 15, 2017

xenoizzle

nice looking alien

Yo, da xenoizzle was fizzle wit ma nizzle, mad alien ho.

by elvis July 23, 2003

Hater

what a bunch of people that post def. on this site are.

These people are the biggest haters I've ever seen.

by elvis June 28, 2003

Windows rot

"Windows Rot" is the name someone gave the process by which a Windows machine becomes progressively slower the longer you use it and the more software you install on it.

I think I'll have to reinstall XP since the Windows Rot has slowed it down so badly...

by Elvis February 22, 2006

Douche

How people in Hollywood abuse espresso machines.

Can you believe it actors totally get coffee enemas and douche with coffee.

by elvis December 09, 2003

fucking clown shoes

something that is so stupid that it is laughable coined by jay and silent bob.

you guys are fucking clown shoes

by elvis February 20, 2005

cranktacular

adj. so beautiful that it inspires furious masturbation. usually used to describe a woman.

That chick's ass is so cranktacular.

by Elvis November 11, 2003