Elmer's definitions

Coulterism

Data that has been deliberately misrepresented or completely fabricated in order to support and otherwise unsupportable partisan position.

Dan's report on the impact of the housing development on the wetlands was so filled with coulterisms that we were not surprised to discover he was on the developer's payroll.

by elmer January 5, 2004

CDs or Cassette?

A question asked to another person, which then turns into an insult. The person answering the question must answer with CDs, otherwise the insult will result in failure.

Jerk #1 - "Do you like CDs or Cassette?"

Jerk #2 - "CDs."

Jerk #1 - "Well, then you can see deez (CDs) nuts in your mouth sucka!"

by Elmer April 1, 2005

Bauwce

A slang term for the word "boss" in the souf. Popularized by the Houston Rapper, Slim Thug, who constantly refers to himself as this.

"I got it made the big bauwce of da north. Ain't shit change, I still represent Swisha House, HA!"

-Slim Thug on "Still Tippin'"

by Elmer October 29, 2005

I Went There

I common retort used against the overly used phrase Don't go there.

Jerk #1 - Hey dude, I slept with your girl last night.

Jerk #2 - (Clearly pissed)

Jerk #1 - Oh that's right. I went there.

by Elmer September 6, 2005

Gettin' In The Guts

A term used to describe a male having sex with a female. 'Nuff said... See: Hittin' It, BUMP N GRIND, Sexing, Pay The Rent, and the list goes on and on...

"Yo son, are you gettin' in the guts with that girl or what?"

by Elmer January 20, 2005

Cum Bum

The act of taking a jizz on a woman's ass while she's still wearing her pants. The result of the man's unwillingness to wait for sex with his old lady creates a white stain on the woman's pants that is extremely difficult to get rid of.

Jerk #1 - "Yo brotha, there's a white stain on the back of your girlfriend's pants."

Jerk #2 - "I know. Last night I was so anxious to have sex with her, but I ended up giving her a cum bum instead."

Jerk #1 - "Word."

by Elmer April 9, 2005

pullin a bentley

Strung out and sketchy, usually after drinkin and poundin hard drugs for a couple pf days straight. Originating from the sketch master himself, Craig Bentley

Haha, look at Wes over there pullin a bentley...He looks twisted.

by Elmer May 26, 2004